Santabanta SMS

Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hunuska naam hi yaad nahi aata.


Titanic was sinking.
n englishman asked Santa,
“How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!


Santa falls in love with a nurse…
After much thinking,
hefinally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”


A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.


Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser &
superman wears it over the trouser


Santa achanak apni biwi ke office pahuncha
to dekha ki biwi boss ki god me baithkar
dictation le rahi hai.
Usne biwi ka hath pakda
aur bola - chal Banto.
Aisi jagah kam nahi karna
jahan staff ke liye kursi bhi na ho...


Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.


Santa: Yaar, mennu apni girl friend ko gift dena hai.
kya du?
Banta: Gold Ring de de!!S
anta: Oye koi badi cheej bata yaar!
Banta: To fir MRF ka Tyre de de!


Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death,
Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,
Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.


Aplication by santa:

Dear sir,Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband
in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day.

Thank you.



Pappu, while filling up a form:
Dad, what should I write for mothertongue.?
Santa: Very long!


One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, onour Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.