April Fool SMS

U are a... B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*
April Fool!

Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully, "HeArT aTtAcK"

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO ...


You are one of the most
CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second,
don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..



You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420




A - U r Attractive
B- U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm J - JOKING..



For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani" &
For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry For Bante wala soda "You" Cheers !!!



I Miss you a Lot Dear....
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."



Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.


U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS &
U will be a BROHTER for all CUTE GIRLS .



You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique


Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt,
maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta
tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.


Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga..