Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Popular Jokes

Once Gulshan was doing a photo shoot and he posed with a herd of buffaloes. Next day the photo appeared in the front page of a leading newspaper, with the caption, "Gulshan, third from left."

What is Chunky Pande's family planning pollicy?Don't have more than two children in one year, especially not from the same woman.

A reporter once asked Gullu, "What is the main reason for divorce?" Grinned Gullu, " Marriage."

Gulshan Grover was sitting at a bar in L.A. The man to his left tells the bar tender, "JOHNNY WALKER, SINGLE." The man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." Then the bar tender approaches Gullu and asks, " And you sir?" Gullu replies nonchalantly," GULSHAN GROVER, MARRIED."

Once Gulshan Grover was coming out of the airport. As there was a huge rush the security told him "WAIT PLEASE." To which Gullu replied. "Seventy Kg's." He then proceeded to move on. Har Har.

How does Gulshan kill a fish?
He drowns it.

With the irritating number of Mithun movies week after week, what are people calling the line up?Ans. The Mithun Film PESTival.

What would Priya Gill be called if she was into automobiles?
Miss Kar - Gill
When Gulshan grover ran crying and complaining to his dentist, why did the dentist think he was trying to tell the time?Answer: Because he kept saying 2:30, 2::30 (tooth hurty).

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