Flirt SMS

24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day”!
“7 sweet days make 1 sweet week”!
“4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month”!
“but …..
”1 sweet person like U makes life Sweet

Love bears all things, Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things, and most precious of all,
Love endures all things. Come we love and make things happy..

Where r u? U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.

Do u know whats A B C D E F G?]
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order,
can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again

Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.

Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegiaur dheeray sai bolegi
.
.
.
“Maiyooon”…

Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!
Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.
Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!

If people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai….

SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent
t4 tallented
i think u r a big shit

Do U want to see malika bathing press down
(Give some gap here)
U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow

kya meri nak tedi hai.
ankhen mendki jesi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon,
pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?

3 tips to break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror….
2. Take mirror and just drop it….
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .

Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50. But you don’t worry, flirting is still free.

fuck off
fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship(
F-forever..


I LOVE Uttappa (In Hindi)
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE (I LOVE U
I LOVE Uttappa
more than 'DOSA' To kab khila rahe ho.


If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind()
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"


AApki chal morni jaisi,
aawaj koyal jaisa,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
gussa sher jaisa,
ankhen hirn jaisi,..(
Kitana achchha hota
agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to....!


VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?(
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo


CONGRATULATIONS
U R AWARDED THE
DEGREE OF (MBA)
4 NOT SENDING SMS to means MBA(
bec MBA means
M.member
B.bekari( Begger)
A.association:)