Naughty SMS

Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti,
to ladki bhi nahi hoti


Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain,
bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god!
To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?

A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.


Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!

A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.


He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind

Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES


Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me

Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin,
Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet,
par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!


INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR...
Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR...
Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR...
aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...


Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..


Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.


Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side


Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.

Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.

Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!

Wifes r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls