Double Meaning SMS Jokes

Just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!

Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
KISSU Know
KISSMeans
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
SoKISS Me!!

ek lrka ek larki
aha ahaadhi
raat koo
ho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they
hahahahhah

U r BANDAR
It means:
B=Beautifull
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic
R U smiling?
Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum band hi na

Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…
MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…

Aik bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatrikar do na plzz…
aik pyara sa SMS!!!