Kiss SMS Jokes

I Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai HaiForan Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
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U Know
KISS Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So KISS Me!!


Benefits of Kissing
Benefits of Kissing ;
Changes taste;Burns Calories;
Lips never go dry;Relieves Stress;
Makes face muscles strong;So KEEP KISSING:


love is the name,kiss
love is the name,kiss is the game forget the name lets play the game


ur love is like water in the ocean it last forever,Kiss sms Shayari
ur kiss is like a remeberable story,couse i always rember it,i love you

Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

love is heat
which is very sweet
love is incomplete
till 2 lips meet.

Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you

U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk.
softer than flower. since i have u as my lover,
come to me near, i’ll kiss ur lips without fear.
u’ll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.

LOVE IS BLIND
BE VERY KIND
WHEN I KISS U
PLZ DONT MIND

Life is nothing without LOVE,
LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don’t get emotional yar just b practical
so STOP luving and START Kissing.

What is Kiss?
Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion,
that will lead to further penetation,
in fast acceleration that will build the next generation

Question:Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
Guess………..
AnyGuess……..
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti

I’m a kisser,
i kiss people for moneyI’m a kisser,
i kiss people for money,
but you are my friendI ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!

Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!

what kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!