Wednesday, April 23, 2008

Funny Sms Messages Collection

Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know - it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service

World's Smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.

Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave

When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

Love is like a bowl of oatmeal; warm, mushy and good for you.
Lust is like soup, it is only good when it is hot. =)

Dying husband: I have something to tell you.
Wife: Don't speak, just rest. Husband:
No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend.
Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I poisoned you!

What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After one year, the dog is still excited to see you. =)

One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me,
you or my life?
I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life

What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.

Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered

God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew,he lovingly touched it,
& it turned into u.And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u

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