Cool, Cute, Decent SMS Jokes

24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year &
knowing aperson like me will make ur life lovely.

Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.

Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again ..

Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But…NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.

Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!

Just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!

Money says EARN me lot,
Time says PLAN me lot,
Flower says LOVE me lot,
Study says LEARN me lot,
SMS says SEND me lot,
& I say REMEMBER me lot…

People live People die
Laugh People Cry
Some give up Some will try
Some say hi
Some say bye
Others may forget YOU
but never will I.

In my life I learned how?
2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong,
2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive,
but I couldn?t learn how..2 stop rembering u.

U may be out of my sight,
but not out of my heart.
U may be out of my reach,
but not out of my mind.
I may mean nothing to u,
but u will always be special to me!

Flowers need sunshine,violets need dew,all angels in heaven know I need u.

One day u will ask me: What is more important to you,me or your life?
I will say: my life? You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!

Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring youMuch love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night

If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my ?FRIEND? u r the ?BEST?!

FRIENDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.
like OCEAN.High like SKY.
Strong like IRON.
Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME.

SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY….Dont get confused ,
Arey Baba SORRY means:
S-Some,
O-One Is,
R-Really,
R-Remembering,
Y-You…..Have A wonderful day..

Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
words r nice 2 say,but
sweet people r really hard 2 find.
My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me.