Marriage SMS

Diff betwn gulfnd & wife
gf-beauty,wf-duty
gf-pension,wf-tension
gf-yummy,wf-vehmi
gf-cool,wf-fool
gf-tuttifruity,wf-kismat futi
gf-fresh cake,wf-earth quake..


A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”


Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.


Marriage is
like
going to a
Resturant..
U order
Your choice
from
the menu,
and then
look at the
neighbouring table and wish

"KAASH...
YE ORDER KIYA HOTA" :-



Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai


What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both case you feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"

How wives call their husbands in first 6 years:
1- A G
2- O G
3- SUNTE HO
4- BUNTY KE BAPU
5- MAINE KAHA SUNTE HO
6- KAHAN MAR GAYE


Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati ko kya karna chahiye?
Zyada kuchh nahi... do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye!


When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
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Answer : On their Wedding !!



Thappar Maarnay par Naraz Wife se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli