Aise apni Wife ho
5'4" jiski height ho,
Jeans jiski tight ho, Chehara jiska bright ho,
Weight mein thodi light Ho, Umar me difference slight ho,
Thodi see wo quiet ho, Aise apni Wife ho.
Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
Bheed me sab kahe side ho, side ho,
India ki paidaish ho,
Saas ki seva jiski khwahish ho Aisi apni Wife ho.
Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
Dinner candle light ho, Dono me na kabhi fight ho,
Milne ke baad dil delight ho, Yeh poem padhke sab kahe
"Guru,tum right ho",
Aise apni Wife ho.
Kaash yeh concept 0.0001 percent bhi right ho
Agar aisi apni wife ho to kya hasin life ho
Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho Kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho
Khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki na gunjaish hoo
...aisi apni wife hoo......aisi apni wife hoo... ...aisi apni wife hoo...
Jiski samajdaar hai wife
Samjho uski settle hai life
Har kaam hoti hai right
Kaali zindagi bhi ban jaati hai white
Kahin naam hoti nahi hai black
Wo chuwa deti hai smack
Kisi bhi baat mein hota nahi hai not
Garmi ka din bhi lagta nahi hai hot
Itni achchai se wo karti har work
Khane ke samay bhi uthana nahi padega fork
Ghar mein zhagda ka khin hota nahi name
Aapke parivar ke sadyasa jaisi ban jaati hai same
Ghar ko ye achchi tarak karti hai handle
Parivar ke har aadmi ko bana deti hai gentle
Apne saas sasur ki karti hai respect
Har baat ko wo hans kar karti hai react
Aisi hoti hai ek samajdaar wife
Jo bana eti hai ek best life
Masoom mohabbat ka bas itna sa fasaana hai
Kaagaz ki haveli hai
Kya shart-e-mohabat hai
Kya shart-e-zamana hai
Awaz bhi zakhmi hai aur geet bhi gaana hai
Kashti bhi puraani hai
Toofaan ko bhi aana hai
Samjhe ya na samjhe vo yeh andaaz mohabbat ke
Ek shakhs ko aankhon se ek sher sunaana hai
Bholi si adaa koi fir ishq ki zidd par hai
Fir aag ka dariya hai aur phir doob ke jaana hai....
Woh kahate hai hum se ke
Aapka Message Churaya huwa hota hai..
Woh kahate hai hum se ke
aapka message churaya huwa hota hai..
Yu to net par SMS ka khazana hota hai..
Kuchch to kadar kar lo Zalim(Tum)..
Aakhir selection to Hamara Hota hai.....
Premika:- Tum to bass apne kaam mai lage rehte hoo
meri to koi parwah hi nahi hai tumhe!
premi:- Oyee pyar karne wale kisiki parwah nahi karte........
Haridwar main BABA ka Mela laga hua hain
Prasad main Kambal bate ja rahe hain.
Kisi our ko mat batana ye sms sirf selected
BHIKARIYOKO bheja ja raha hain.
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA.
Wo gulab hi kya hai jis me laali na ho
Wo gulshan hi kya hai jis me maali na ho
Wo SASURAL hi kya kai jis me SAALI na ho
Arre yaaro wo program hi kya hai jis me Taali na ho
Ek janaje ko dekhkar ladki muskarai,
baba bola jawan maut par yu hasa nahi karte,
Beti boli baba wada kiya tha jab bhi milenge mauskraywnge
ek ladki thi dewani si mobile lekar ghumti thi
shama ke ghabra ke wo kuch karti rahti thi
jabbhi milti thi mujhse hamesa puchti thi ye on kaise hota hai
santa:itna sara log football ko lath kahe mar rahe hai?
banta:gol karne ke liye.
santa:sasura gol hi to hai aur kitna gol karenge
Ladkiyon ke college me strike thi,
Ladke bhi unke saath the Ladkiyon ne naara lagaya:
HUMARI MAANGE Pichhe se awaaz aayi SINDUR SE BHARO
Gulaab ko bhi Kamal bana deter,
Uski ek ada pe kai gazal bana dete...
Kambhakt marti nahi mujh par ladkiyaan,
Warna LUCKNOW me bhi TAJMAHAL bana dete...
Jabh aankh mein nami si hoti hei,
Dil mein kisiki kami si hoti hei,
Jabh aankh jukh jaaye toe nami sukh jaaye,
Par koi bataaye kaise dil ka dukh jaaye...!
aaj bhi karte hain tera hi intezaar,
aankhen ruki,dhadkan ruki,saansen ruki.
ruk gayi ye zindagi. Phir bhi aas karti hai ye karar,
janmon tak karenge tera hi intezaar
teri yaadon ke sahare duniya me rah lete hai..
teri juddai ka gam chupchap sah lete hai..
samjhaya dilko yeh raaz chupana..
par aansu banke wo sab kah dete hai..
jhooti hansi hansne ki aadat ho gayi hai
zindagi teri yaadon ki ibaadat ho gayi hai
bas saans chal rahi hai is murde mein
ab rooh to tere saath hi rukhsat ho gayi hai
Nazar andaz kaise kare aapko,
Nazro me bithaya hai aapko,
Yaad aane par roye bhi to kaise,
Darte hai kahi Jhuki Palke chubh na jaaye aapko..!!!
GAGAN KE TOOTEY TARO KA HAAL KISNE PUCHA HAI,
JANHA MEIN DEEVANO KA HAAL KIS NE PUCHA HAI ,
SABHI NE PHULO KO CHAHA HAI SULAGTI RAKH PE
DEEVANO KA HAAL KIS NE PUCHA HAI
Ek hi tamanna hai is fakir ke paas,
Meri tasvir lagana apni tasvir ke paas...
Taki dekhe to log kahe,
Dekho Raanjha kaise baitha hai apni Heer ke paas...
Yaadon ki dhund me aapki parchai si lagti hai,
Kaano me gunjti shahnai si lagti hai...
Aap karib ho to apnapan hai,
Warna seene me saanse bhi parai si lagti hai....
Dhoond lo koi tumhe mil hi jayega,
magar hamari tarah pyar tumhe kaun kar payega,
mumkin hai chahat ki nazar se koi dekh le tumhe,
aankhen hamari kahan se payega
Rang wale rang se tasveer badal dete hain,
Nikle hue kamaan se teer badal dete hain...
Tumse mere do aansu na badle gaye,
Badalne wale to taqdeer badal dete hain....
Samundar ki ret pe naam kabhi likhte nahi,
Ret pe likhe naam kabhi tik te nahi.
Aap kehte ho ki tum patthar dil hai,
Par patthar pe likhe naam kabhi mit te nahi....
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Romantic Sms
Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS,
Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS,
Ur smile is ANALGESIC,
Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMATORY,
Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC,
Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC...
Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
F=father
A=and
M=mother
I=i
L=love
Y=you
My eyes Miss U, My Feeling Love U,
My eyes Miss U, My Feeling Love U,
My hand Need U, My Mind Call U,
My heart just 4 U. I will Die without U, Bcoz I Love U.
Love is like a bird,
Love is like a bird, if u hold it tightly it dies,
if u hold it slightly , it flies,
plz take good care of it.. DOn't Luv 1,
don't Luv2, but Luv 1 who Luvs u!
What's wrong with your mobile
Hello! What's wrong with your mobile Tried
so many times but it says"The subscriber your are
trying to reach is in your heart"!!
I cant hear u, i cant see u,i cant hold u, romantic sms Shayari
I cant hear u, i cant see u,i cant hold u,but i really do miss u,
Happy Valentines day, my best friend.
Love not one, Love not two Love the one who loves u true,
Love not one, Love not two Love the one who loves u true,
Love not three, Love not four Love the one who loves u more.
Love not five, Love not six Love the one who really sticks,
Love not seven, Love not eight Love the one who really waits
I've got ur back n u've got mine,
I've got ur back n u've got mine,
I'll help u out anytime.
2 see u hurt, 2 see u cry,
Makes me weep n wanna die.
I'll b right here, till the end,
Coz ur my Love& My Best friend
Give "LAUGH" 2 all
Give "LAUGH" 2 all
But "SMILE" 2 1
Give "CHEEKS" 2 all
But "LIPS" 2 1
Give "LOVE" 2 all
But "HEART" 2 1
Let Everybody "LOVE" u
But U "LOVE" 1
Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U
Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U,
U dont realise it...When U realise it,
Its too late,U always love the one who leaves U &
Leave the one who loves U...
The Heart of Love
The -# -.- #-.
Heart # "#" #
of "#. . #"
a Friend "#"
knows No BoundarieS,No LimitS,just endless Love and Care! "Have a Great Day..."
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U are sucsessfully loaded in my heart
Ur words r ANTIBIOTICS,
Ur smile is ANALGESIC,
Ur touch is ANTI-INFLAMATORY,
Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC,
Ur SMS is ANTI-PYRETIC...
Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
Do u know whats the meaning of FAMILY?
F=father
A=and
M=mother
I=i
L=love
Y=you
My eyes Miss U, My Feeling Love U,
My eyes Miss U, My Feeling Love U,
My hand Need U, My Mind Call U,
My heart just 4 U. I will Die without U, Bcoz I Love U.
Love is like a bird,
Love is like a bird, if u hold it tightly it dies,
if u hold it slightly , it flies,
plz take good care of it.. DOn't Luv 1,
don't Luv2, but Luv 1 who Luvs u!
What's wrong with your mobile
Hello! What's wrong with your mobile Tried
so many times but it says"The subscriber your are
trying to reach is in your heart"!!
I cant hear u, i cant see u,i cant hold u, romantic sms Shayari
I cant hear u, i cant see u,i cant hold u,but i really do miss u,
Happy Valentines day, my best friend.
Love not one, Love not two Love the one who loves u true,
Love not one, Love not two Love the one who loves u true,
Love not three, Love not four Love the one who loves u more.
Love not five, Love not six Love the one who really sticks,
Love not seven, Love not eight Love the one who really waits
I've got ur back n u've got mine,
I've got ur back n u've got mine,
I'll help u out anytime.
2 see u hurt, 2 see u cry,
Makes me weep n wanna die.
I'll b right here, till the end,
Coz ur my Love& My Best friend
Give "LAUGH" 2 all
Give "LAUGH" 2 all
But "SMILE" 2 1
Give "CHEEKS" 2 all
But "LIPS" 2 1
Give "LOVE" 2 all
But "HEART" 2 1
Let Everybody "LOVE" u
But U "LOVE" 1
Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U
Golden Facts of Life:-When someone loves U,
U dont realise it...When U realise it,
Its too late,U always love the one who leaves U &
Leave the one who loves U...
The Heart of Love
The -# -.- #-.
Heart # "#" #
of "#. . #"
a Friend "#"
knows No BoundarieS,No LimitS,just endless Love and Care! "Have a Great Day..."
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U are sucsessfully loaded in my heart
Funny Sms Messages Collection
Sardarji, tell me ...., what is the meaning of SMS ?
Sardar angrily said, i know - it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
World's Smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
Love is like a bowl of oatmeal; warm, mushy and good for you.
Lust is like soup, it is only good when it is hot. =)
Dying husband: I have something to tell you.
Wife: Don't speak, just rest. Husband:
No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend.
Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I poisoned you!
What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After one year, the dog is still excited to see you. =)
One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me,
you or my life?
I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew,he lovingly touched it,
& it turned into u.And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u
Sardar angrily said, i know - it means....
S - Sardaron ke
M - Mazak udane ki
S - Service
World's Smallest resignation letter?
Respected sir,
I luv ur wife.
Santa: I kiss my wife everyday before leaving for office, what about u?
Banta: Me too, after u leave
When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!
Love is like a bowl of oatmeal; warm, mushy and good for you.
Lust is like soup, it is only good when it is hot. =)
Dying husband: I have something to tell you.
Wife: Don't speak, just rest. Husband:
No, I must confess, I had sex with your sister and your best friend.
Wife: Sshhh. I know! That's why I poisoned you!
What is the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
After one year, the dog is still excited to see you. =)
One day you will ask me what is more important 2 me,
you or my life?
I will say my life & you will leave me without realising that you are my life
What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey?
A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear.
Difference: It's funny when people discuss LOVE MARRIAGE Vs ARRANGED.
It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered
God picked up a flower n dipped it in dew,he lovingly touched it,
& it turned into u.And then he gifted it to me n said this friend is 4 u
Latest Cool Definitions
Divorce :
Future tense of marriage.
Cigarette :
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Lecture :
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary :
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic :
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn :
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee :
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb :
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat :
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist :
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist :
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Miser :
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father :
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal :
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor :
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Future tense of marriage.
Cigarette :
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool on the other.
Lecture :
An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"
Conference :
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise :
The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears :
The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water power...
Dictionary :
A place where success comes before work.
Conference Room :
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.
Classic :
A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile :
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office :
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn :
The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. :
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee :
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience :
The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb :
An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher :
A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat :
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist :
A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist :
A person who while falling from Eiffel tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Miser :
A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father :
A banker provided by nature.
Criminal :
A guy no different from the rest....except that he got caught.
Boss :
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician :
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence after.
Doctor :
A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills.
Students Exams SMS
An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
"mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
To be a "Good professional",
always start to study late for "Exams".
Because it teaches how to manage
"Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Burraaah......
Sara syllabus padh liya...
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai.
"mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai,
4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai. Tere paas kya hai?".
Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai
A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college?
Where do I see my son in future?
Peon: The future is bright,
I had also completed my engineering from the same college!
Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.
My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless.
So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".
To be a "Good professional",
always start to study late for "Exams".
Because it teaches how to manage
"Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!
Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
It functions right from the time we are born,
and stop only when we enter the examination hall.
Burraaah......
Sara syllabus padh liya...
Bas books aur notes padhne reh gaye hain...
Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna
Class ki har ladki ek phool hai,
Usse chahna ek bhool hai.
Jo inki soch mein gul hai,
Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai.
Rakhi SMS
Sister is someone who is caring and sharing.
Sister can understand things you never said.
She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone.
I love my sister
HOLI IS COLORFUL,
DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL,
RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.
I long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and
pray for my well being. Dear Sis,
I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
"Sisters share the scent and smells...
the feel of a common childhood."
"Sisters is probably the most
competitive relationship within the family,
but once sisters are grown,
it becomes the strongest relationship."
Our siblings. They resemble us just enough
to make all their differences confusing,
and no matter what we choose to make of this,
we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
The good deed you do today For a brother or sister
in need Will come back to you some day
For humanity's a circle in deed.
Those are the same stars,
and that is the same moon,
that look down upon your brothers and sisters,
and which they see as they look up to them,
though they are ever so far away from us, and each other
Sister can understand things you never said.
She can understand pain which is not visible to anyone.
I love my sister
HOLI IS COLORFUL,
DIWALI IS LIGHTFUL AND BRIGHTFUL,
RAKHI HAS MADE OUR RELATIONSHIP POWERFUL.
I long for the day through the year
that you so ceremoniously tie rakhi on my wrist and
pray for my well being. Dear Sis,
I wish that our bond grows stronger everyday.
"Sisters share the scent and smells...
the feel of a common childhood."
"Sisters is probably the most
competitive relationship within the family,
but once sisters are grown,
it becomes the strongest relationship."
Our siblings. They resemble us just enough
to make all their differences confusing,
and no matter what we choose to make of this,
we are cast in relation to them our whole lives long.
The good deed you do today For a brother or sister
in need Will come back to you some day
For humanity's a circle in deed.
Those are the same stars,
and that is the same moon,
that look down upon your brothers and sisters,
and which they see as they look up to them,
though they are ever so far away from us, and each other
Mother's Day SMS
M - For the MILLION things she gave me,
O - For she’s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.
You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day
For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day
Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong
It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.
Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!
I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.
Being a great mother is a very hard role,
but mother u r the star for this one I know,
I love you Mom. Happy Mothers Day
Thanku mother for all that u do,
i know my thanks are far to few,
I really do love u i dont say enough,
4 me those words r really tough,
i wish i could express all that i feel,
bt 4 me u know thats a big deal,
Have a g8 day i m thinking of u ,
i hope my feelings r getting through.
Happy Mothers Day
O - For she’s growing OLD,
T - For the TEARS she shed to save me,
H - For her HEART of purest gold,
E - For her EYES, with love-light shining,
R - For she is always RIGHT and always be.
You've seen me laugh
You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it
But thanks and I love you
Happy Mother's Day
For the best mom
who always had a smile for me
I know we may be far apart right now
So here's a great big hug and kiss
Happy Mother's Day
Many hugs
Only luv never anger
Teaching me
Helping me
Every smile when I was sad
Raising me to be strong
It spells Mother. Thanks for being u.
Happy Mother's Day
means more than flowers and gifts
It means saying thank you
It means I love you
You are my mother, my friend
Today is your day!
I luv u mom
having u makes me feel safe & calm
I miss u mom
Missing touches 2 my face with ur chapped palm
u r the greatest
because u r my mom
A mother serves her sugar with
A bit of peppermint
To clarify the passages
That carry what she meant
When she first set to bear a soul
Quite separate from her own,
Whom she would cherish, yet must teach
To live and die alone.
Make for me a place within your heart
On which I can depend. For only you
Touch the ancient wellsprings of my tears,
Home through all the wanderings of my years,
Eden that no other can renew,
Root I cannot rend through rage or art.
Being a great mother is a very hard role,
but mother u r the star for this one I know,
I love you Mom. Happy Mothers Day
Thanku mother for all that u do,
i know my thanks are far to few,
I really do love u i dont say enough,
4 me those words r really tough,
i wish i could express all that i feel,
bt 4 me u know thats a big deal,
Have a g8 day i m thinking of u ,
i hope my feelings r getting through.
Happy Mothers Day
Father's Day SMS
Thanks for being there through the tears,
laughter and dirty diapers.
Happy Father's Day!
You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind.
Happy Fathers'Day!
Some things are just better the way they are like you!
Happy Fathers'Day!
I'd go through stretch marks again for you.
Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.
I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad".
Don't worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!
So many wonderful moments we have spent together,
so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
thinking of u father brings memories to mind,
wonderful moments i ll treasure,
these u gve me sincerely thats why my dad ,
I love u so dearly. Happy Father'ss Day My dear dad
You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it But thanks
and I love you Happy Father's Day
laughter and dirty diapers.
Happy Father's Day!
You may be out of sight but you're always in my mind.
Happy Fathers'Day!
Some things are just better the way they are like you!
Happy Fathers'Day!
I'd go through stretch marks again for you.
Happy Fathers' Day, darling husband.
I know just the person who needs "101 Ways to Be a Great Dad".
Don't worry it isn't you! Happy Fathers'Day!
So many wonderful moments we have spent together,
so many wonderful years in all kinds of weather,
thinking of u father brings memories to mind,
wonderful moments i ll treasure,
these u gve me sincerely thats why my dad ,
I love u so dearly. Happy Father'ss Day My dear dad
You've seen me laugh You've seen me cry
And always you were there with me
I may not have always said it But thanks
and I love you Happy Father's Day
Naughty SMS
Husband: kash hamare ladki ki jagah ladka ho jata?
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti,
to ladki bhi nahi hoti
Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain,
bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god!
To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me
Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin,
Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet,
par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR...
Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR...
Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR...
aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side
Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!
Wifes r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls
Wife: Chhodo ji, agar main aapke bharose rehti,
to ladki bhi nahi hoti
Daughter: Mom, kya yeh sach hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain,
bachha wahin se nikalta hai?
Mom: Haan.
Daughter: Oh my god!
To kya mera bachha mere muh se niklega?
A lady from 2nd floor asking a bananawala: Kaise diye?
Bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara.
Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja.
Jad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan maar rahe si,
te hun jad tusi nange hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda hai.
Sab time-time di gal hai!
A Short thing
It gets Longer
when U hold it
N pass between
women Breasts
N enters into
A hole
What is it?
1 min 2 think!
Car Seat Belt
U dirty mind.
He came 2 me 1 nite
explored my body
licked
sucked
swallowed
& had his fill
wen satisfied he left...
I was hurt...
F***IN MOSQUITO
U Dirty Mind
Skin meets Skin
When is that
the skin meets skin,
hair meets hair
n balls disappear..
dirty mind
its when
u BLINK UR EYES
Girl: Will you love me after marriage also?
Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me
Hair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, Skin cream ki ad mein Skin,
Toothpaste me Teeth, Footwears me Feet,
par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate????
Jaago Grahak Jaago!
INDIA KI REET... Ladki agar apni marzi se de de to PYAAR...
Agar Dost Dilwaye to UPHAR...
Ghar wale dilwaye to SANSKAR...
aur agar apne aap lele to... BaLaTkAar...
Sali: Jija ji 500 rs. dedo, agley hafte doongi...
Jija: 1500 lele par abhi de..
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team bani antakshari khelne ke liye.
Girls: Hum tumko harakar dikhayenge..
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
Q:Whats the difference between magnets and women
A: magnets have a positive side
Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.
Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.
Colour of underwear reflects your mood:
Red - Wild,
Black - Sexy,
Blue - Romantic,
Pink - Seductive
White - Calm,
Yellow - time to change your undrewear!
Wifes r incoming calls,
Lovers r outgoing calls,
Aunties r Toll-free calls,
Callgirls r Roaming calls,
Neighbour girls r Missed Calls
Marriage SMS
Diff betwn gulfnd & wife
gf-beauty,wf-duty
gf-pension,wf-tension
gf-yummy,wf-vehmi
gf-cool,wf-fool
gf-tuttifruity,wf-kismat futi
gf-fresh cake,wf-earth quake..
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
Marriage is
like
going to a
Resturant..
U order
Your choice
from
the menu,
and then
look at the
neighbouring table and wish
"KAASH...
YE ORDER KIYA HOTA" :-
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both case you feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"
How wives call their husbands in first 6 years:
1- A G
2- O G
3- SUNTE HO
4- BUNTY KE BAPU
5- MAINE KAHA SUNTE HO
6- KAHAN MAR GAYE
Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati ko kya karna chahiye?
Zyada kuchh nahi... do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye!
When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
Thappar Maarnay par Naraz Wife se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli
gf-beauty,wf-duty
gf-pension,wf-tension
gf-yummy,wf-vehmi
gf-cool,wf-fool
gf-tuttifruity,wf-kismat futi
gf-fresh cake,wf-earth quake..
A beggar- ‘Oh sundari ! Andha hoon.
Sawa paanch rupya de de..
“Husband said 2 his wife- De de, tujhe
sundari bola hai to har haal mein andha hai…”
Husband wife ki godh mein leta hua thaa. Wife: Kaisa lag raha hai ji.
Husband: Aise jaise bhagwaan Vishnu Shesh naag ki godh mein lete hon.
Marriage is
like
going to a
Resturant..
U order
Your choice
from
the menu,
and then
look at the
neighbouring table and wish
"KAASH...
YE ORDER KIYA HOTA" :-
Wife: If I die what will u do?
Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga!
Wife: Will u marry again after I die?
Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai
What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE -
In both case you feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"
How wives call their husbands in first 6 years:
1- A G
2- O G
3- SUNTE HO
4- BUNTY KE BAPU
5- MAINE KAHA SUNTE HO
6- KAHAN MAR GAYE
Thought for the happy life: Patni agar pati ko naukar samjhe to pati ko kya karna chahiye?
Zyada kuchh nahi... do char ghar aur pakad Lene chahiye!
When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Answer : On their Wedding !!
Thappar Maarnay par Naraz Wife se Husband bola:
"Aadmi usi ko maarta hai jis se Pyaar krta hai."
Wife ne Husband ko 2 thappar maaray aur Boli
Top Ten Funny Jokes
1.Top 10 Filmi dialogs
10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga
9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?
7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.
6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....
5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan
4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.
3. Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.
2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.
----> And the number one statement is .....
1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.
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Here are the best of the rest...
- Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain
- lo...muh meetha kar lo
- mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi
- aaj pinky ka janam din hai
- yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib
- Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!!
- Ma, tum kitni achchi ho
- Aaj mein bahut khush hoon
(usually to be followed by a tragicturn of events)
- arre isse to tez bukhar hai
- Nikal jaa mere ghar say...
- Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay
- khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya
and the best:
- tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to ...
- gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.
- Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..
- Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai
- Pulis ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai
- Driver, gaadi roko
- Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede....
- Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta"
- aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor
- tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat,
mulzim ko maut ki sazasunai jaati hai.
- Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai
- Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe
- (hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed)
Main kahan hun?
- Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?
- "Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu"
followed by the jug jug jiyo beta
- "Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega" ??
- Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga,
aaj pahli baarkuch maang........
- KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN
- Aey jee! Aap bade woh haiN!
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2.Top 10 Ways to Recognize A Desi Engineer
10. You have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside.
9. You're aware that computers are actually only good for playing games.
8. You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your car tires.
7. You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.
6. You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
5. Your IQ is lower than your weight.
4. You stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE.
3. You can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary.
2. Your wife hasn't got the foggiest idea what you do at work.
1. You introduce your wife as mylady@wife.home
10. Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga
9. Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
8. Itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?
7. Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.
6. Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....
5. Yeh anyay hai bhagwan
4. Bataoo, heeray kahan hai.
3. Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.
2. Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.
----> And the number one statement is .....
1. Mai tumharay bachhe ki maa ban-nay waali hoon.
----------------------------------------------------
Here are the best of the rest...
- Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain
- lo...muh meetha kar lo
- mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi
- aaj pinky ka janam din hai
- yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib
- Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!!
- Ma, tum kitni achchi ho
- Aaj mein bahut khush hoon
(usually to be followed by a tragicturn of events)
- arre isse to tez bukhar hai
- Nikal jaa mere ghar say...
- Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay
- khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya
and the best:
- tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to ...
- gurkha, ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.
- Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..
- Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai
- Pulis ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai
- Driver, gaadi roko
- Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede....
- Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta"
- aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor
- tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat,
mulzim ko maut ki sazasunai jaati hai.
- Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai
- Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe
- (hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed)
Main kahan hun?
- Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?
- "Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu"
followed by the jug jug jiyo beta
- "Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega" ??
- Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga,
aaj pahli baarkuch maang........
- KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN
- Aey jee! Aap bade woh haiN!
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2.Top 10 Ways to Recognize A Desi Engineer
10. You have ever taken the back off your TV just to see what's inside.
9. You're aware that computers are actually only good for playing games.
8. You rotate your screen savers more frequently than your car tires.
7. You still own a slide rule and you know how to work it.
6. You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.
5. Your IQ is lower than your weight.
4. You stare at an orange juice container because it says CONCENTRATE.
3. You can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary.
2. Your wife hasn't got the foggiest idea what you do at work.
1. You introduce your wife as mylady@wife.home
One Liner Jokes
Tourist Resort is a place where no one knows how unimportant you are at home.
Name the 3 fastest means of communication?
Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!
Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either.
The trouble with being a good sport is, you have to loose in order to prove it.
An optimist: A man who gets married when he's seventy-five and then looks for a house near a school.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Divorce : Future tense of marriage
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
Name the 3 fastest means of communication?
Telephone, Television and Tell-a-woman!
Love Affairs: Something like cricket where one-day internationals are more popular than a five day test
Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you with his bills
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either.
The trouble with being a good sport is, you have to loose in order to prove it.
An optimist: A man who gets married when he's seventy-five and then looks for a house near a school.
Cigarette : A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end & a fool at the other.
Marriage : It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Divorce : Future tense of marriage
Lecture : An art of transferring information from the notes of the lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either".
Conference : The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
Compromise : The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.
Tears : The hydraulic force by which masculine will-power is defeated by feminine water-power ..
Dictionary : A place where divorce comes before marriage.
Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens & everybody disagrees later on.
Ecstasy : A feeling when you feel you are going to feel a feeling you have never felt before.
Classic : A book which people praise, but do not read.
Smile : A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office : A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Yawn : The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.
Etc. : A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.
Committee: Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Experience : The name men give to their mistakes.
Atom Bomb: An invention to end all inventions.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.
Philosopher: A fool who torments himself during life, to be spoken of when dead.
Diplomat : A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.
Opportunist : A person who starts taking bath if he accidentally falls into a river.
Optimist : A person who while falling from Eiffel Tower says in midway "See I am not injured yet."
Pessimist :- A person who says that O is the last letter in ZERO,Instead of the first letter in word OPPORTUNITY.
Miser : A person who lives poor so that he can die rich.
Father : A banker provided by nature.
Criminal : A guy no different from the rest... except that he got caught.
Boss : Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after
Computer Shayari, Jokes, Aarti
Tumse mila main kal to, mere dil mein hua ek sound,
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: "Your file not found"!
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, Tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash
Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai... woh repeat kar doonga
Tu naa mili to tujhe....Shift delete kar doonga
Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain...
aur lonely hainProblem hai ki bus voh...read only hain
Shayad mere pyar ko taste... karna bhool gaye
Dil ko aisa cut kiya... ke paste karna bhool gaye
Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to hum dead hain
Woh nahin jaante ki is dil main aur kitne thread hain
Tumhare samne hain itne sample ...kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
Hamare pyar ke icon pe....kabhi to click karo
Computer Aarti:
Om Jai Computer Baba,
Swami Jai Computer Baba
Client logon ke sankat
Tu hi door karta. !!Om!!
H1 Tune Dilaya,
US Tune Pahunchaya.
Sunnyvale Ho Ya Fremont,
"ABCD" Har Jagah Hi Paya. !!Om!!
Oracle Ho Ya Sybase,
Sabka Beda Paar Ho Jata.
Programmer Ho Ya DBA,
Koi Waapis Na Ja Pata. !!Om!!
Tujh Bin Calculation Na Howe,
Tujh Bin Program Na Howe,
Tujh Bin Kuchh Na Ho Pata,
Swaami "CORE DUMP" Nahin Jata. !!Om!!
Yeh Computer Baba Ki AartiJo Koi Nar Gata,
Uska H1 Bhi Jaldi Se"HARA PATTA" Ban Jata. !!Om!!
Lekin aaj tum mili to kehti ho: "Your file not found"!
Ab aur kaho na tum, "but" ya "if"
Tum ho meri zindagi ki animated gif
Aisa bhi nahin hai ke, I don't like your face
Par dil ke computer mein, nahin hai enough disk space
Main tumhein pyaar kyun karoon, Tum nahi ho Ash,
Phir bhi tumhe dekh kar mera, system hota hai crash
Jo sadiyon se hota aaya hai... woh repeat kar doonga
Tu naa mili to tujhe....Shift delete kar doonga
Company kee ladkiyaan sunder hain...
aur lonely hainProblem hai ki bus voh...read only hain
Shayad mere pyar ko taste... karna bhool gaye
Dil ko aisa cut kiya... ke paste karna bhool gaye
Woh samajhte hain dil tod diya to hum dead hain
Woh nahin jaante ki is dil main aur kitne thread hain
Tumhare samne hain itne sample ...kabhi hamein bhi pick karo
Hamare pyar ke icon pe....kabhi to click karo
Computer Aarti:
Om Jai Computer Baba,
Swami Jai Computer Baba
Client logon ke sankat
Tu hi door karta. !!Om!!
H1 Tune Dilaya,
US Tune Pahunchaya.
Sunnyvale Ho Ya Fremont,
"ABCD" Har Jagah Hi Paya. !!Om!!
Oracle Ho Ya Sybase,
Sabka Beda Paar Ho Jata.
Programmer Ho Ya DBA,
Koi Waapis Na Ja Pata. !!Om!!
Tujh Bin Calculation Na Howe,
Tujh Bin Program Na Howe,
Tujh Bin Kuchh Na Ho Pata,
Swaami "CORE DUMP" Nahin Jata. !!Om!!
Yeh Computer Baba Ki AartiJo Koi Nar Gata,
Uska H1 Bhi Jaldi Se"HARA PATTA" Ban Jata. !!Om!!
Short Cut Jokes
1) Doctor : "What would you do first if you caught Rabies?"Trainee Nurse : "First of all I'll bite my mother in law".
2) An actress was filling up a form. There was a column in the form where one was requiredto state marital status," Married / Unmarried".And she wrote: "Occasionally Married".
3) "My wife has the worst memory"."Does she forget everything?""No, She remembers everything".
4) Wife: "Have you bought hankies for me?"Husband: "No".Wife: "But, Why?"Husband: "You never gave me the size of your nose!!".
5) Sita: "What do you use to clean utensils?"Geeta: "I have tried several things but I have found my husband is the best thing".
6) Mother : "What are you writing Ram?"Ram : "I'm writing a Letter to Baby Sham"Mother : "But you don't know to write!"Ram : "So What?, Anyway Sham don't know to read, That's why".
7) Father : "Idiot. How dare you scold your Mother?" Son : "Don't feel Jealous, since you can't do that".
8) Watchman : "Police will catch if you Urinate here"Small Boy : "But What are they going to do with my Urine".
9) Two students of second standard didn't know if trousers were singularor plural. After thinking for very long time they decided, "Singular above and plural below".
10) Old woman : "Doctor I have severe pain in my right leg".Doctor : "That is due to old age".Old woman : "But both of my legs are of the same age".Doctor : ?!
11) A Doctor had an urgent phone call from a man saying his small son had swallowed his pen.Doctor : "All right! I"m coming soon, But what are you doing in the mean time?"Man : "I'm using a pencil".
12) A little girl went to the school for the first time. Her Teacher told her that ifshe wanted to go to the Toilet she should raise her index finger. The girl lookedpuzzled and asked, "How that's going to stop it?"
13) Sita : "How old is your Sister?"Geeta : "Twenty five"Sita : "But she says that she is twenty"Geeta : "She is also right, She learnt counting only at the age of five".
14) Teacher : "Why is honesty the best policy?"Student : "Because there is hardly any competition".
15) Nurse : "Wake up man"Patient : "Why what's the matter"Nurse : "Nothing, I just forgot to give the prescribed sleeping pills".
you born uncle?"Uncle : "It was fourty years ago, on a Sunday" Child : "Don't try to befool me, Sunday is a holiday".
17) Mother : "Eat bananas with milk, it will add colour to your face"Daughter : "But who wants yellow cheeks or a white face".
18) X : "What happened when you teased that girl with the dog?"Y : "She crossed me as if I were a lamp post but her dog didn't."
19) Teacher : "What is the best way to prevent milk from getting sour?"Student : " The best way is to leave it in the cow itself."
20) Thief 1 : "The police has come, they are already in the lift, let us jump down through the window"Thief 2 : "No, no we are in the 13th floor"Thief 1 : "Hey come on man Don't be Superstitious".
21) Teacher : " Isn't it amazing how chicks come out of the eggs?"Student : " It's more amazing how they get in."
22) Father(angrily):"You are fit for nothing, How long can one live without brains?"Son : "I don't know, by the way how old are you father?"
23) Son : "Mummy, am I descended from a monkey?"Mother : "I don't know, Ravi. I never met your father's people".
2) An actress was filling up a form. There was a column in the form where one was requiredto state marital status," Married / Unmarried".And she wrote: "Occasionally Married".
3) "My wife has the worst memory"."Does she forget everything?""No, She remembers everything".
4) Wife: "Have you bought hankies for me?"Husband: "No".Wife: "But, Why?"Husband: "You never gave me the size of your nose!!".
5) Sita: "What do you use to clean utensils?"Geeta: "I have tried several things but I have found my husband is the best thing".
6) Mother : "What are you writing Ram?"Ram : "I'm writing a Letter to Baby Sham"Mother : "But you don't know to write!"Ram : "So What?, Anyway Sham don't know to read, That's why".
7) Father : "Idiot. How dare you scold your Mother?" Son : "Don't feel Jealous, since you can't do that".
8) Watchman : "Police will catch if you Urinate here"Small Boy : "But What are they going to do with my Urine".
9) Two students of second standard didn't know if trousers were singularor plural. After thinking for very long time they decided, "Singular above and plural below".
10) Old woman : "Doctor I have severe pain in my right leg".Doctor : "That is due to old age".Old woman : "But both of my legs are of the same age".Doctor : ?!
11) A Doctor had an urgent phone call from a man saying his small son had swallowed his pen.Doctor : "All right! I"m coming soon, But what are you doing in the mean time?"Man : "I'm using a pencil".
12) A little girl went to the school for the first time. Her Teacher told her that ifshe wanted to go to the Toilet she should raise her index finger. The girl lookedpuzzled and asked, "How that's going to stop it?"
13) Sita : "How old is your Sister?"Geeta : "Twenty five"Sita : "But she says that she is twenty"Geeta : "She is also right, She learnt counting only at the age of five".
14) Teacher : "Why is honesty the best policy?"Student : "Because there is hardly any competition".
15) Nurse : "Wake up man"Patient : "Why what's the matter"Nurse : "Nothing, I just forgot to give the prescribed sleeping pills".
you born uncle?"Uncle : "It was fourty years ago, on a Sunday" Child : "Don't try to befool me, Sunday is a holiday".
17) Mother : "Eat bananas with milk, it will add colour to your face"Daughter : "But who wants yellow cheeks or a white face".
18) X : "What happened when you teased that girl with the dog?"Y : "She crossed me as if I were a lamp post but her dog didn't."
19) Teacher : "What is the best way to prevent milk from getting sour?"Student : " The best way is to leave it in the cow itself."
20) Thief 1 : "The police has come, they are already in the lift, let us jump down through the window"Thief 2 : "No, no we are in the 13th floor"Thief 1 : "Hey come on man Don't be Superstitious".
21) Teacher : " Isn't it amazing how chicks come out of the eggs?"Student : " It's more amazing how they get in."
22) Father(angrily):"You are fit for nothing, How long can one live without brains?"Son : "I don't know, by the way how old are you father?"
23) Son : "Mummy, am I descended from a monkey?"Mother : "I don't know, Ravi. I never met your father's people".
Popular Jokes
Once Gulshan was doing a photo shoot and he posed with a herd of buffaloes. Next day the photo appeared in the front page of a leading newspaper, with the caption, "Gulshan, third from left."
What is Chunky Pande's family planning pollicy?Don't have more than two children in one year, especially not from the same woman.
A reporter once asked Gullu, "What is the main reason for divorce?" Grinned Gullu, " Marriage."
Gulshan Grover was sitting at a bar in L.A. The man to his left tells the bar tender, "JOHNNY WALKER, SINGLE." The man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." Then the bar tender approaches Gullu and asks, " And you sir?" Gullu replies nonchalantly," GULSHAN GROVER, MARRIED."
Once Gulshan Grover was coming out of the airport. As there was a huge rush the security told him "WAIT PLEASE." To which Gullu replied. "Seventy Kg's." He then proceeded to move on. Har Har.
How does Gulshan kill a fish?
He drowns it.
With the irritating number of Mithun movies week after week, what are people calling the line up?Ans. The Mithun Film PESTival.
What would Priya Gill be called if she was into automobiles?
Miss Kar - Gill
When Gulshan grover ran crying and complaining to his dentist, why did the dentist think he was trying to tell the time?Answer: Because he kept saying 2:30, 2::30 (tooth hurty).
What is Chunky Pande's family planning pollicy?Don't have more than two children in one year, especially not from the same woman.
A reporter once asked Gullu, "What is the main reason for divorce?" Grinned Gullu, " Marriage."
Gulshan Grover was sitting at a bar in L.A. The man to his left tells the bar tender, "JOHNNY WALKER, SINGLE." The man's companion says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." Then the bar tender approaches Gullu and asks, " And you sir?" Gullu replies nonchalantly," GULSHAN GROVER, MARRIED."
Once Gulshan Grover was coming out of the airport. As there was a huge rush the security told him "WAIT PLEASE." To which Gullu replied. "Seventy Kg's." He then proceeded to move on. Har Har.
How does Gulshan kill a fish?
He drowns it.
With the irritating number of Mithun movies week after week, what are people calling the line up?Ans. The Mithun Film PESTival.
What would Priya Gill be called if she was into automobiles?
Miss Kar - Gill
When Gulshan grover ran crying and complaining to his dentist, why did the dentist think he was trying to tell the time?Answer: Because he kept saying 2:30, 2::30 (tooth hurty).
Anniversary SMS
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal...
I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
So, this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay...
The most important thing you fixed
was on your day of leisure When you fixed
your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure
I love you..
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair..
I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful
as the love You've given me Your love makes my days
so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).
I'm sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it's true,
On this special occasion I want to remind you,
That you are my everything And my love is true
man and women in which tha Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and tha Obligation Reciprocal...
I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
So, this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay...
The most important thing you fixed
was on your day of leisure When you fixed
your eyes on me That day I'll always treasure
I love you..
Best wishes to you both on ur anniversary,
May the love that you share Last your lifetime through,
As you make a wonderful pair..
I'll always remember the day I married you,
Without you my love, my beauty, I don't know what I'd do,
Your loving and thoughtful just to mention two,
I adore your sweet smile It makes me want you.
Nothing in this world Could ever be As wonderful
as the love You've given me Your love makes my days
so very bright,just knowing you're my darling wife(Husband).
I'm sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it's true,
On this special occasion I want to remind you,
That you are my everything And my love is true
Crazy College Jokes
1) One man was standing on the top of a building, his watch fell down, but he went to take his watch only after
ten minutes-why? - His watch was ten minutes slow.
2) An actress was filling up a form to open an account in a bank. There was a column in the form where one has
to fill Marital status, "Married / single". And she wrote "Occasionally Married".
3) A man advertised in a news paper, in the matrimonial columns : "Wanted a wife". And he received hundreds of
letters and they all invariably read, "You can have mine".
4) What is the Opposite of STD - No TD.
5) Why Mosquitoes do not fly above the sea - Because Tortoise lives in the sea.
6) Why B is affected by cold - It is in between AC.
7) Two elephants went inside a sugarcane farm, one ate sugarcane but the other didn't, why is it so - The other
elephant is Diabetic.
8) A crow laid egg while it was flying but the egg didn't break, How? - It was wearing Diapers.
9) Once an hunter was chasing an elephant, the elephant ran into a forest, on the way it met its Ant friend,
Ant : Hey, why are you running?
Elephant : Hunter is chasing me.
Ant (Generously) : You come and hide behind me.
Elephant : ??!
10) An elephant was discharged from an hospital after an operation, on the way he met his friend Ant, the ant
said something to the elephant, on hearing that the elephant fainted, what was that? - It said "I only gave blood
for your operation".
11) While chatting at the beach, the lovers spoke to each other:
female : Oh! my dear, we are lovers for more than three years now.
Have you not thought about our marriage?
If I regret, will you feel bad?
male : I will discuss this matter with my wife and let you know
tomorrow.
female : [without any shock or surprise, replied calmly] You are also
married!
male : "...."
Proverbs(?): "Golden" Words of College Students
1) "Most certainly common sense would check many divorces".
"Yes, it would prevent just as many marriages".
2) APOLOGY : Something said which you didn't really mean.
3) It's quite easy to be good and lazy. It takes a lot of energy and imagination to be active and naughty.
4) Worries are hereditary, parents have them from their sons and daughters.
5) Drinking a soft drink with a straw is like kissing a girl through proxy
ten minutes-why? - His watch was ten minutes slow.
2) An actress was filling up a form to open an account in a bank. There was a column in the form where one has
to fill Marital status, "Married / single". And she wrote "Occasionally Married".
3) A man advertised in a news paper, in the matrimonial columns : "Wanted a wife". And he received hundreds of
letters and they all invariably read, "You can have mine".
4) What is the Opposite of STD - No TD.
5) Why Mosquitoes do not fly above the sea - Because Tortoise lives in the sea.
6) Why B is affected by cold - It is in between AC.
7) Two elephants went inside a sugarcane farm, one ate sugarcane but the other didn't, why is it so - The other
elephant is Diabetic.
8) A crow laid egg while it was flying but the egg didn't break, How? - It was wearing Diapers.
9) Once an hunter was chasing an elephant, the elephant ran into a forest, on the way it met its Ant friend,
Ant : Hey, why are you running?
Elephant : Hunter is chasing me.
Ant (Generously) : You come and hide behind me.
Elephant : ??!
10) An elephant was discharged from an hospital after an operation, on the way he met his friend Ant, the ant
said something to the elephant, on hearing that the elephant fainted, what was that? - It said "I only gave blood
for your operation".
11) While chatting at the beach, the lovers spoke to each other:
female : Oh! my dear, we are lovers for more than three years now.
Have you not thought about our marriage?
If I regret, will you feel bad?
male : I will discuss this matter with my wife and let you know
tomorrow.
female : [without any shock or surprise, replied calmly] You are also
married!
male : "...."
Proverbs(?): "Golden" Words of College Students
1) "Most certainly common sense would check many divorces".
"Yes, it would prevent just as many marriages".
2) APOLOGY : Something said which you didn't really mean.
3) It's quite easy to be good and lazy. It takes a lot of energy and imagination to be active and naughty.
4) Worries are hereditary, parents have them from their sons and daughters.
5) Drinking a soft drink with a straw is like kissing a girl through proxy
April Fool SMS
U are a... B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*
April Fool!
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully, "HeArT aTtAcK"
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO ...
You are one of the most
CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second,
don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
A - U r Attractive
B- U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm J - JOKING..
For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani" &
For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry For Bante wala soda "You" Cheers !!!
I Miss you a Lot Dear....
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS &
U will be a BROHTER for all CUTE GIRLS .
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt,
maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta
tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga..
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now? *YOU BITCH*
April Fool!
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully, "HeArT aTtAcK"
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN ... THE ZOO ...
You are one of the most
CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second,
don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
A - U r Attractive
B- U r the Best
C - U r Cute
D - U r Dear 2 Me
E - U r Excellent
F - U r Funny
G - U r Good-Looking
H - hehehe
I - I'm J - JOKING..
For pepsi "shahrukh"
For coke "aamir"
For mirinda "vivek"
For fanta "rani" &
For Thums Up "Akshay"
Don't worry For Bante wala soda "You" Cheers !!!
I Miss you a Lot Dear....
SENDER:
Aishwarya Rai
+919542496632
Message centre:
+919540099996
" Don't get excited. She sent It to me."
Your girlfriend is:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short she is your S.I.S.T.E.R.
U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS &
U will be a BROHTER for all CUTE GIRLS .
You are a GHONCHU..
G-reat
H-ot
O-ne in million
N-aughty
C-ute
H-umble
U-nique
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt,
maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta
tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.
Legs utha ke karo.
Tange feala ke karo.
Ghuma ghuma ke karo.
Aage peechey dono taraf karo.
Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga.
*Ramdev ji ka yoga..
Well Wish SMS
Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again ...
Always ask God to give u what u deserve,
not what you desire.
Its bcoz your desires may be few,
but you deserves a lot!
Har subahteri muskurati rahay har shaamteri gungunati rahay
tu jise bhi mileis tarahe se milayke har milne wale koteri yaad aati rahay!
Ankhon say barsat hoti hai,
ab bhi aap ki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jub bhi buzy rahe mera mobile,
Tou samajh laina aap ki salamti k liye,
meri khuda say baat hoti hai
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again ...
Always ask God to give u what u deserve,
not what you desire.
Its bcoz your desires may be few,
but you deserves a lot!
Har subahteri muskurati rahay har shaamteri gungunati rahay
tu jise bhi mileis tarahe se milayke har milne wale koteri yaad aati rahay!
Ankhon say barsat hoti hai,
ab bhi aap ki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jub bhi buzy rahe mera mobile,
Tou samajh laina aap ki salamti k liye,
meri khuda say baat hoti hai
Wedding SMS
First the engagement ring,
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering...
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know
horror,terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choicefrom the menu,
Andthen look at neighbour
intable n wish you”d ordered that…..
Some people ask the secretof our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restauranttwo times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft musicand dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays
Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
hazaro jati hai
hazaro hasti hai
hazaro rulati hai
lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati haijo
Doli me aati hai
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussionwith your future wife,
always try to get thelast two words in: “Yes dear”
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,if suicide is better or being murdered
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boyan
Art 4 a loveran
Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
then the wedding ring,
then the suffering...
Why do we all marry?
Because romance is not
the only element of life.
We should also know
horror,terror, suspense, irony,
stupidity & tragedy of LIFE.
Marriage is like going to
a restaurant your choicefrom the menu,
Andthen look at neighbour
intable n wish you”d ordered that…..
Some people ask the secretof our long marriage.
We take time to go to a restauranttwo times a week.
A little candlelight, dinner, soft musicand dancing.
She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays
Hazaro ladkiya aati hai
hazaro jati hai
hazaro hasti hai
hazaro rulati hai
lekin mere dost sath vohi nibhati haijo
Doli me aati hai
Grooms, once you marry,
please remember that when
you have a discussionwith your future wife,
always try to get thelast two words in: “Yes dear”
Man before Marriage is like Airtel….
“Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch…
“Whereever U Go Our Network Follows.”
It’s funny when people discuss
LOVE MARRIAGE vs ARRANGED.
It’s like asking someone,if suicide is better or being murdered
Telling a lie is
Fault 4 a little boyan
Art 4 a loveran
Accomplishment 4 a bachelor
and a Matter of survival 4 a married man
Valentine Day SMS, Quotes, Poems
V….is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting
Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1,
Even though
We don’t get to be with each other
As much as we’d like…
I wanted to let you know
In the morning… in the night…
U are on my mind… 24 x 7
Happy Valentine Day!
U r unique
U r caring &
U r the best….
N I’m d luckiest toHave U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY MY SWEET HEART!
Hi baby u know when i say ‘i miss u’ it,
s alwayes old onefor me, but when u say ‘i love u…’
really darling it’salwayes new for me.
White-silent
Blue-cool
Red-reserved
pink-lovely
voilet-naughty
brown-isolated
orange-hot
black-smart
grey-talkative
Which colour u think suits me?
Reply soonmy valentine..
Could you say where the sea ends from the shore…?
‘MY LOVE IS SAME FOR U.’ [Will u be my Valentine?]
Perfact love is not receiving,
t is giving and forgiving.
perfact love is not red roses on valentine day,
its the rest of 364 days of knowing you love someone..
soocha aap say baaat karooon ……
Phir Soocha …ek mulaqaat Karoon …
Phir Sooocha ….q na … Intezaar karoon …
Phir.. Soocha …q na .. ek kaam karoon …
ek piyaara sa sms aap k naam karoon …
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY...
Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.
Ur only mine wen i dream.
wen i wake i wanna scream.
ur not mine im all alone.
i can only text u on my fone.
do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u
February is here,
L0ve is in the air,
Valentines is near,
s0 al u l0ve birds i want u 2 cheer!!
Have a very Hapy Seas0n 0f L0VE In Air!!
Important news.
My heart
4sale.
100%discount.
IF A PURFUMED ROSE TOUCHES YOUR FACE,
IF YOUR MOBILE DANCES ON A NICE TONE,
REMEMBER ITS ME TRYING TO SAY YOU...
I wan”t to kiss ur lips
I wan”t to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don”t get angry frenI m toothpaste………
Happy valentine dear
“HAPPY VALENTINE”S DAY”
Love kho to do lafz,
mano to bandagi,
socho to gehra sager,
dubo to zindagi,
kro to asan,
nibhao to mushkil,
bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf tum.
BE MINE VALLENTINE
I AM SENDING YOU THIS
VALENTINE WISHWITH HUGS AND KISSESS ,
TOO ;CAUSE THERE,S A PLACEHERE
IN MY NEART THAT,SMAD FOR ONLY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I’m enthralled by your beauty,
mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by your love.
No wonder I am always thinking about you.
I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
A…..is for I will Always be yours
L…..is for Love at its most extreme
E…..is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N…..is for Never-ending love
T…..is for we will Always be Together forever
I…..is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N….is 4 Natures naughty way of saying I luv you to
E…..is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting
Luv meanz to see someone with closed eyez,
to miss some1 in crowd,
2 find some1 in every thought,
to live 4 some1, luv some1,
Even though
We don’t get to be with each other
As much as we’d like…
I wanted to let you know
In the morning… in the night…
U are on my mind… 24 x 7
Happy Valentine Day!
U r unique
U r caring &
U r the best….
N I’m d luckiest toHave U in my life!
HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY MY SWEET HEART!
Hi baby u know when i say ‘i miss u’ it,
s alwayes old onefor me, but when u say ‘i love u…’
really darling it’salwayes new for me.
White-silent
Blue-cool
Red-reserved
pink-lovely
voilet-naughty
brown-isolated
orange-hot
black-smart
grey-talkative
Which colour u think suits me?
Reply soonmy valentine..
Could you say where the sea ends from the shore…?
‘MY LOVE IS SAME FOR U.’ [Will u be my Valentine?]
Perfact love is not receiving,
t is giving and forgiving.
perfact love is not red roses on valentine day,
its the rest of 364 days of knowing you love someone..
soocha aap say baaat karooon ……
Phir Soocha …ek mulaqaat Karoon …
Phir Sooocha ….q na … Intezaar karoon …
Phir.. Soocha …q na .. ek kaam karoon …
ek piyaara sa sms aap k naam karoon …
HAPPY VALENTINE DAY...
Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.
Ur only mine wen i dream.
wen i wake i wanna scream.
ur not mine im all alone.
i can only text u on my fone.
do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u
February is here,
L0ve is in the air,
Valentines is near,
s0 al u l0ve birds i want u 2 cheer!!
Have a very Hapy Seas0n 0f L0VE In Air!!
Important news.
My heart
4sale.
100%discount.
IF A PURFUMED ROSE TOUCHES YOUR FACE,
IF YOUR MOBILE DANCES ON A NICE TONE,
REMEMBER ITS ME TRYING TO SAY YOU...
I wan”t to kiss ur lips
I wan”t to play with ur teeth
I want to teaste ur tounge
Hey ! don”t get angry frenI m toothpaste………
Happy valentine dear
“HAPPY VALENTINE”S DAY”
Love kho to do lafz,
mano to bandagi,
socho to gehra sager,
dubo to zindagi,
kro to asan,
nibhao to mushkil,
bikhre to sara zamana, simte to sirf tum.
BE MINE VALLENTINE
I AM SENDING YOU THIS
VALENTINE WISHWITH HUGS AND KISSESS ,
TOO ;CAUSE THERE,S A PLACEHERE
IN MY NEART THAT,SMAD FOR ONLY YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!
“I’m enthralled by your beauty,
mesmerized by your charisma and spellbound by your love.
No wonder I am always thinking about you.
I wish to celebrate every Valentine with you.
Happy Valentine’s Day.
Smile SMS
Smile is a lnguage of Luv.
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.Brush daily.
Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But...NOthing can stop a smile
when ur name appears on my mobile.
Keep the smile,Leave the tear,
Think of joy,Forget the fear,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again
Suna hai keh ap ki 1 smile par Log martay hain,
So keep smillind....To reduce ...Population:).
Smile is a way to get success,
Smile is to win the hearts.
Smile improves ur personality.Brush daily.
Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But...NOthing can stop a smile
when ur name appears on my mobile.
Keep the smile,Leave the tear,
Think of joy,Forget the fear,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again
Suna hai keh ap ki 1 smile par Log martay hain,
So keep smillind....To reduce ...Population:).
Shayari SMS
Hum kabhi tum say khafa ho nahi sakte
dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty
tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao
hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte!
Good Night
Dil ka dard dil main dabaye rakha,
Koi na mila aisa jis pay duniya luta daitay,
Sab nay diya dhooka kis kis ko bhula daite,
Dil ka dard dil main dabaye rakha,
Bayan kia hota to mehfil ko rula daitay..
Doorie ho to phir “AHSAS” hota hai,
“DOST” k bina jeevan “UDAAS” hota hai,
“UMER” ho aap ki sitaron jitni lambi
aisa “DOST” kahan aur kisi k “PAAS” hota hai
Ankhon say barsat hoti hai,
Jab bhi aap ki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jub bhi buzy rahe mera mobile,
Tou samajh laina aap ki salamti k liye,
meri khuda say baat hoti hai..
Har mulaqat pe nigaheyin meri faryaad karti yahi
Ek palat nazar se dekhlein woh kabhi
Aur woh bin dekhe hi andekha kar jaati hain
Reh jaati hain meri tamannayein dil mein dabi….
Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe kihum aapse pyaar karte hain
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai…
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
`kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate…
wada to nahi karte ki dosti nibhayenge,
koshish yahi rahegi ki aapko nahi satayenge,
jarurat pade to dilse pukarna,
marte bhi honge to Mohlat lekar Aayenge…
Aaap jaisa dost har ek ka khwab hota hai,
Jin ka alag andaaz hota hai,
Asma ka koi hisab nahi hoya,
Par AapKejaisa ek dost taro me aftab hota hai.
Dosti ghazal hey gungunanay k liye,
Dosti naghma hay sunanay k liye,
Yeh woh jazba hay jo sub ko milta nahin,
Kiyon k hosla chahiye dosti nibhanay k liye..
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita doyaadein meri,
magar..kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
abhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai,
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.
Log kahte hai kii jis se hum ne dosti ki hai
woh chand ka ek tukda hai
hum kehte hai ki jis se hum ne dosti ki hai
chand uus ka ek tukda hai..
Roz sochta hoon,aaj izhaar kar denge
magar darr lagta hain,ki wo inkaar kar denge
roz dil kehta hain,keh de dil ki baat
magar lagta hain wo sare aam badnaam kar denge
Mill jaye koi Naya to Hamein na Bhula dena
Koi Rulaye Tumhein to Hamein Yaad kar lena
Dost Rahange umar bhar Tumhare
Tumhari Khushi na sahi Gham hi Baant lena..
dosti k rishty kabhi bewafa ho nahi sakty
tum bayshak hum ko bhula ker soo jao
hum tum ko yaad kiye bina so nahi sakte!
Good Night
Dil ka dard dil main dabaye rakha,
Koi na mila aisa jis pay duniya luta daitay,
Sab nay diya dhooka kis kis ko bhula daite,
Dil ka dard dil main dabaye rakha,
Bayan kia hota to mehfil ko rula daitay..
Doorie ho to phir “AHSAS” hota hai,
“DOST” k bina jeevan “UDAAS” hota hai,
“UMER” ho aap ki sitaron jitni lambi
aisa “DOST” kahan aur kisi k “PAAS” hota hai
Ankhon say barsat hoti hai,
Jab bhi aap ki yaad saath hoti hai,
Jub bhi buzy rahe mera mobile,
Tou samajh laina aap ki salamti k liye,
meri khuda say baat hoti hai..
Har mulaqat pe nigaheyin meri faryaad karti yahi
Ek palat nazar se dekhlein woh kabhi
Aur woh bin dekhe hi andekha kar jaati hain
Reh jaati hain meri tamannayein dil mein dabi….
Lamhe judai ke bekarar karte hain,
Haalat meri mujhe laachar karte hain,
Aankhe meri pad lo kabhi,
Ham khud kaise kahe kihum aapse pyaar karte hain
Jab tanhai me aapki yaad aati hai,
Hontho pe ek hi fariyad aati hai…
Khuda aapko har khushi de,
Kyonki aaj bhi hamari har khushi aapke baad aati hai..
Sabhi nagme saaz mein gaye nahi jaate,
sabhi log mehfil mein bulaaye nahi jaate,
kuch paas reh kar bhi yaad nahi aate,
`kuch dur reh kar bhi bhoolaye nahi jaate…
wada to nahi karte ki dosti nibhayenge,
koshish yahi rahegi ki aapko nahi satayenge,
jarurat pade to dilse pukarna,
marte bhi honge to Mohlat lekar Aayenge…
Aaap jaisa dost har ek ka khwab hota hai,
Jin ka alag andaaz hota hai,
Asma ka koi hisab nahi hoya,
Par AapKejaisa ek dost taro me aftab hota hai.
Dosti ghazal hey gungunanay k liye,
Dosti naghma hay sunanay k liye,
Yeh woh jazba hay jo sub ko milta nahin,
Kiyon k hosla chahiye dosti nibhanay k liye..
Kitna bhi chaho na bhol paoge
Hum se jitna dur jao nazdik pao ge
Humein mita sakte ho to mita doyaadein meri,
magar..kya sapno se juda kar pao ge humein.
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
abhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
Jane kis baat ki mujhko saza deta hai,
meri hasti hui ankhon ko rula deta hai,
Ek muddat se khabar bhi nahi teri,
koi is tarah bhi kya apne Pyar ko bhula deta hai.
Log kahte hai kii jis se hum ne dosti ki hai
woh chand ka ek tukda hai
hum kehte hai ki jis se hum ne dosti ki hai
chand uus ka ek tukda hai..
Roz sochta hoon,aaj izhaar kar denge
magar darr lagta hain,ki wo inkaar kar denge
roz dil kehta hain,keh de dil ki baat
magar lagta hain wo sare aam badnaam kar denge
Mill jaye koi Naya to Hamein na Bhula dena
Koi Rulaye Tumhein to Hamein Yaad kar lena
Dost Rahange umar bhar Tumhare
Tumhari Khushi na sahi Gham hi Baant lena..
Sardar Jokes and SMS
Sardar on phone "Doctor my wife is pergnant.
She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,
he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"
1 DIN 1 DAKU 1 SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA
“SONA KAHAN HAI?”
SARDAR BOLA “ULLU KE PATTHE.
PURA GHAR KHALI HAI , KAHIN BHI SOJA..”
Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants.
Servantit’s already raining.
Sardar: So what?Take an umbrella and go.
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar
"Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
Can you lend me 2000 Rs?
i need it.Please help me out,
i know you have it, i wil return it.
A sardar asks to ATM machine???????
Question: Why did 18 Sardarsgo to a movie? Answer: Because below 18was not allowed.
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies :Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:“
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtubmai
bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone..
Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!
He said"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI?
In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw….,
and….,
fighting for a corner seat.
Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpawho died peacefully
in his sleepnot screaminglike all the passengers
in thecar he was driving..
She is having pain right now".
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking............
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,
he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: "STUPID what r u doing?"
Sardar: B.Com final year"
1 DIN 1 DAKU 1 SARDAR KE GHAR MEIN GHUS GAYA AUR BOLA
“SONA KAHAN HAI?”
SARDAR BOLA “ULLU KE PATTHE.
PURA GHAR KHALI HAI , KAHIN BHI SOJA..”
Sardar told his servant:
Go and water the plants.
Servantit’s already raining.
Sardar: So what?Take an umbrella and go.
Sardar wins 20 cr from Rs. 20 lottery ticket.
Dealer gave 11cr after deducting tax.
Angry Sardar
"Give me 20 cr or else return my 20 Rs back.”
Can you lend me 2000 Rs?
i need it.Please help me out,
i know you have it, i wil return it.
A sardar asks to ATM machine???????
Question: Why did 18 Sardarsgo to a movie? Answer: Because below 18was not allowed.
A Sardar looking at sky asks another Sardar :Is that a sun or moon? Other Sardar replies :Oye ! No idea…Im new to this city..
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
“Me sick, no work”
Boss SMS back:“
When I am sick I kiss my wife try it”
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
“Me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Sardar : Yar meri biwi pani se bohat darti hai.
Friend : Acha wo kaise? Sardar : Yar kal mein ghar gaya to wo bathtubmai
bhi security guard k sath bethi thi.!!
Sardar got job in a telenor call centre.
Customer: telelenor sim blocked what to do?
Sardar: dont take tension remove telenor &put warid sim.
Thank you for calling ufone..
Sardar Get Engaged with girl,
soon he came 2 know she had no affair b4,
he brokn the relation every 1 asked the reason!
He said"JO KISI OR KI NA HO SAKI WOH MERI KIA HOGI?
In aptitude test
River Kaveri is in which state?
Sardar: liquid state.
what is the extreme limit of stupidity? Two Sardars sitting on a Rikshaw….,
and….,
fighting for a corner seat.
Sardar’s wish : when i die,
I wanna die like my grandpawho died peacefully
in his sleepnot screaminglike all the passengers
in thecar he was driving..
Santabanta SMS
Santa bar me ro raha tha.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hunuska naam hi yaad nahi aata.
Titanic was sinking.
n englishman asked Santa,
“How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
Santa falls in love with a nurse…
After much thinking,
hefinally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser &
superman wears it over the trouser
Santa achanak apni biwi ke office pahuncha
to dekha ki biwi boss ki god me baithkar
dictation le rahi hai.
Usne biwi ka hath pakda
aur bola - chal Banto.
Aisi jagah kam nahi karna
jahan staff ke liye kursi bhi na ho...
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Santa: Yaar, mennu apni girl friend ko gift dena hai.
kya du?
Banta: Gold Ring de de!!S
anta: Oye koi badi cheej bata yaar!
Banta: To fir MRF ka Tyre de de!
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death,
Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,
Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.
Aplication by santa:
Dear sir,Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband
in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day.
Thank you.
Pappu, while filling up a form:
Dad, what should I write for mothertongue.?
Santa: Very long!
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, onour Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
Bartender: Kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Aur kya karu??
Jis ladki ko bhulana chahta hunuska naam hi yaad nahi aata.
Titanic was sinking.
n englishman asked Santa,
“How far is land”?
Santa: 2 KMs.
Englishman jumped into sea.
Englishman: Now, which direction (left or right)?
Santa: Downwards!
Santa falls in love with a nurse…
After much thinking,
hefinally writes a love letter to her: “I luv u sister.”
A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell,
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies,
I'm coming daily since 4 days,
I press the bell but no one comes out.
Santa: What's difference between man & Superman?
Pappu: Man wears underwear under the trouser &
superman wears it over the trouser
Santa achanak apni biwi ke office pahuncha
to dekha ki biwi boss ki god me baithkar
dictation le rahi hai.
Usne biwi ka hath pakda
aur bola - chal Banto.
Aisi jagah kam nahi karna
jahan staff ke liye kursi bhi na ho...
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Santa: Yaar, mennu apni girl friend ko gift dena hai.
kya du?
Banta: Gold Ring de de!!S
anta: Oye koi badi cheej bata yaar!
Banta: To fir MRF ka Tyre de de!
Banta Sing! u get marry with Santa after my death,
Wife!, but why? He is ur no 1 enemy,
Banta!, this is only way to take revenge with santa sing.
Aplication by santa:
Dear sir,Sasriyakal, my wife is ill as there is no other husband
in the family to look after her. So please kindly grant me leave for 1 day.
Thank you.
Pappu, while filling up a form:
Dad, what should I write for mothertongue.?
Santa: Very long!
One day Santas Girlfriend asks him,
Darling, onour Engagement will you give me a RING?
Santa:Ya sure, Give me ur Telephone No.
New Year SMS
Beet gaya jo saal,Bhul jayye,
Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay…
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
Happy New Year!
Oh my Dear,
Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
ishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“!
Good time Bad time
Day time Night time
Off time Work time
Happy time
Sad time
Naye saal
main kisi bhi time
Apun ka sms aa sakta hai..!
Bole to happy new year mamu..
I am sorry.
Ek buri khabar hai
Mujey bhool jana plz.
Mujhe kuch dinon baad tumhey,
Hamesha k liye chod karChale jana hey tumhara apna
-2007-
Aa gale lag ja mera yaar,
Dado Jadu Ki Chappi do,char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ka sath Wish You a ......Very
APPY NEW YEAR 2008!
*Happy new year*
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Soch rahe ho ki aaj kyon ?
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Ab tum DON ko sikhao ge k kab wish karna hai,
Don jab bhi chahata hai tab wish karta hai,
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Happy New Year once again!
12Months happiness,
52 weeks fun,
365 Days laughter,
8760 hrs good luck,
525600 Minutes joy,
31536000 seconds success,
So wishing u a (*)Happy New Year(*)
Wishing you a fabulous 2008
with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waitingto be written
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
New is the year,
new are the hopes and the aspirations,
new is the resolution,
new are the spirits and
forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year
Fresh Air….
Fresh Idea….
Fresh Talent….
Fresh Energy….
I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR...
My wishes for you,
Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for march,
No worries for April
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2008.
Sunehri dhoop bersaat ke bad,
thori si husi her baat ke baad,
usi tara ho mubarik aap ko 2008, 2007 ke baad.
Wish u a Happy new year
Es Nayai Saal ko Gale lagayye,
Karte hain duwa hum Rab se sar jhuka kay…
Es Saal ka Sare Sapne pura ho Aap kay.
*NAYA SAAL MUBARAK*
Happy New Year!
Oh my Dear,
Forget ur Fear,
Let all ur Dreams be Clear,
Never put Tear, Please Hear,
I want to tell one thing in ur Ear
ishing u a very “Happy NEW YEAR“!
Good time Bad time
Day time Night time
Off time Work time
Happy time
Sad time
Naye saal
main kisi bhi time
Apun ka sms aa sakta hai..!
Bole to happy new year mamu..
I am sorry.
Ek buri khabar hai
Mujey bhool jana plz.
Mujhe kuch dinon baad tumhey,
Hamesha k liye chod karChale jana hey tumhara apna
-2007-
Aa gale lag ja mera yaar,
Dado Jadu Ki Chappi do,char,
Aaise hi katjaye Zindegi without any risk
Es ummid ka sath Wish You a ......Very
APPY NEW YEAR 2008!
*Happy new year*
-
-
Soch rahe ho ki aaj kyon ?
-
-
Ab tum DON ko sikhao ge k kab wish karna hai,
Don jab bhi chahata hai tab wish karta hai,
-
-
Happy New Year once again!
12Months happiness,
52 weeks fun,
365 Days laughter,
8760 hrs good luck,
525600 Minutes joy,
31536000 seconds success,
So wishing u a (*)Happy New Year(*)
Wishing you a fabulous 2008
with full of great achievements and experiences.
A meaningful chapter waitingto be written
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
New is the year,
new are the hopes and the aspirations,
new is the resolution,
new are the spirits and
forever my warm wishes are for u.
Have a promising and fulfilling new year.
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Naye saal aaye banke ujale,
Khul jaye aap ki kismat ka tale,
Hamesha aap pe rahe meherban Oparwale,
Chand tare bhi aap pe hi rosni dale.
Happy New year
Fresh Air….
Fresh Idea….
Fresh Talent….
Fresh Energy….
I wish U to have a …..
Sweetest Sunday,
Marvellous Monday,
Tasty Tuesday,
Wonderful Wednesday,
Thankful Thursday,
Friendly Friday,
Successful Saturday.
Have a great Year.
HAPPY NEW YEAR...
My wishes for you,
Great start for Jan,
Love for Feb,
Peace for march,
No worries for April
Fun for May,
Joy for June to Nov,
Happiness for Dec,Have a lucky and wonderful 2008.
Sunehri dhoop bersaat ke bad,
thori si husi her baat ke baad,
usi tara ho mubarik aap ko 2008, 2007 ke baad.
Wish u a Happy new year
Hindi and Indian SMS
SHIV ki jyoti se noor miltahai
sbke dilon ko surur milta hai,
jobhi jaata hai BHOLEY ke dwaar,
kuch na kuch zarror milta hai
“JAI BABA AMARNATH”
Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai,
Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai,
Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi,
Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai.
Aik hindu apni biwi ka antim
aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai...
THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR
tak ane wali “NINDIYA” xpress
Prabhat Nagar pahuch chuki hai,
Yatriyo se anurodh hai K wo apne
Hasin Sapno se Jaag jae. Good Morning
Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho,
kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho,
nahi na,
beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi
hone se koi Hanuman nai hota.
Teacher :Because ofGandhiji’s hard work
what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday..
Near of far wherever u r,
My best wishes r with U,
Tum jiyo hazaron saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish dil se!
“Happy Raksha Bandhanâ€
Laugh like u hav never cried,
lay like u hav never lost,
Lvu like u hav never been hurt,
AndLive like there is no tomorrow...!
Apki charcha hai har gali mein,
har ladki ke dil me apke liye pyar hai,
ye koi chamatkar nahi time hi aisa hai,
kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohar hai.â€
Take a stand against evil,
orruption & terrorism 4 we belong to India,
a nation of pride & we will thus say-
“HINDU, MUSLIM, SIKH, ISAI, SAB HAI BHAI BHAI.”god bless
mera no. change ho gaya hai…..
CHAPPAL KA……….
Tumhe caahiye to mera purana wala chappal le lena,
MANDIR se churane ki jaroorat nahi,
CHAPPALCHOOR SISTER
sbke dilon ko surur milta hai,
jobhi jaata hai BHOLEY ke dwaar,
kuch na kuch zarror milta hai
“JAI BABA AMARNATH”
Nazar Ko Badlo To Nazare Badal Jate Hai,
Soch Ko Badlo To sitare Badal Jate Hai,
Kashtiya Badal ne ki jarurat nahi,
Disha Ko Badlo to Kinare Khud-b-Khud badal jate hai.
Aik hindu apni biwi ka antim
aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai
badal garje, zor se baarish shuru hui
dukhi aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai...
THAKANPUR se FRESHNAGAR
tak ane wali “NINDIYA” xpress
Prabhat Nagar pahuch chuki hai,
Yatriyo se anurodh hai K wo apne
Hasin Sapno se Jaag jae. Good Morning
Kya tum pairr pe char sakte ho,
kya sanjivani buti la sakte ho,
kya sina cheer k dikha sakte ho,
nahi na,
beta kewal shakal bandar jaisi
hone se koi Hanuman nai hota.
Teacher :Because ofGandhiji’s hard work
what do we get on 15th August.
Student:A holiday..
Near of far wherever u r,
My best wishes r with U,
Tum jiyo hazaron saal,
May success & joy be yours everyday,
Yehi hai meri wish dil se!
“Happy Raksha Bandhanâ€
Laugh like u hav never cried,
lay like u hav never lost,
Lvu like u hav never been hurt,
AndLive like there is no tomorrow...!
Apki charcha hai har gali mein,
har ladki ke dil me apke liye pyar hai,
ye koi chamatkar nahi time hi aisa hai,
kyonki kuch hi dino me RAKHI ka tyohar hai.â€
Take a stand against evil,
orruption & terrorism 4 we belong to India,
a nation of pride & we will thus say-
“HINDU, MUSLIM, SIKH, ISAI, SAB HAI BHAI BHAI.”god bless
mera no. change ho gaya hai…..
CHAPPAL KA……….
Tumhe caahiye to mera purana wala chappal le lena,
MANDIR se churane ki jaroorat nahi,
CHAPPALCHOOR SISTER
Independence SMS
It is time for you to show your independence.
let yourself be heardso dont follow others footsteps.
be youself fly free i mean you areindependant after all.
SARE JAHA SE ACHA HINDUSTHA HAMARA HUM BULBULE HAI
ISKE YE GULSITAH HAMARA
“”"”HAPPY INDEPENDES DAY”"”"
Azad Bharat ke NALAYAK JAWANO
Agar aaj Valentines Day ya Frndshp Day hota to INBOX Full hota..
Chalo jaldi se utho aur sabko wish karo.. “HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY”
I am in love,
I am passionate about him,
I loving every moment of it
and
why not its her 60th Birth Day.
Its apna Pakistan.HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
Happy B’DAY.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.
Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.
Na zuban se,
Na nigahon se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greeting se,
Na gift se,
Aapko “Jashne Azadi Mubarak†direct dil se
let yourself be heardso dont follow others footsteps.
be youself fly free i mean you areindependant after all.
SARE JAHA SE ACHA HINDUSTHA HAMARA HUM BULBULE HAI
ISKE YE GULSITAH HAMARA
“”"”HAPPY INDEPENDES DAY”"”"
Azad Bharat ke NALAYAK JAWANO
Agar aaj Valentines Day ya Frndshp Day hota to INBOX Full hota..
Chalo jaldi se utho aur sabko wish karo.. “HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY”
I am in love,
I am passionate about him,
I loving every moment of it
and
why not its her 60th Birth Day.
Its apna Pakistan.HAPPY INDEPENDENCE DAY
Happy B’DAY.
Oh no, Happy NATIONAL Day.
Oh i forget, Happy ANNIVERSARY.
No i Was Wrong. Happy VICTORY DAY.
Oh my god Happy NEW Year.
Oh shit Happy INDEPENDENCE DAY.
Na zuban se,
Na nigahon se,
Na dimag se,
Na rango se,
Na greeting se,
Na gift se,
Aapko “Jashne Azadi Mubarak†direct dil se
Good Luck SMS
Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope!
So, hope for the best.Good Day & Good Luck!
Khuda tujhay urooj aisa naseeb karay,
kay rashk tairay naseeb per falak karay,
har more per frishtay hon sath tairay,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda karay…
best wishes 4 ever& good luck 4 ur future...
Every sunset gives us,
One day less to live!
But every sunrise give us,
One day more to hope!
So, hope for the best.
Good Day & Good Luck!
And Good Morning
Meaning of some colors,
Yellow for special friend,
white for peace,
orange 4 luck,
black for hate,
red for love and
pink for likeness,
So i choose for u Orange Flower.
Wish u good luck
When things go wrong…when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things
1—GOD
2—ur parents
3—my sincere prayers…..
GOOD LUCK&God bless u.
Fly in the plane of Ambition
&
Land in the Airport of Success…
Luck is yours,Wish is mine…
May Ur future always shine…
Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier.
Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck
Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday…
goodluck
With my
1 Heart…
2 eyes…
5 litre blood…
206 bones…
1.2million Red Cells…
60 trillion D.N.A.’s…
I wish u “All the very best of LUCK”…
Good Luck...
But every sunrise give us, one day more to hope!
So, hope for the best.Good Day & Good Luck!
Khuda tujhay urooj aisa naseeb karay,
kay rashk tairay naseeb per falak karay,
har more per frishtay hon sath tairay,
har ghum per hifazat tairi khuda karay…
best wishes 4 ever& good luck 4 ur future...
Every sunset gives us,
One day less to live!
But every sunrise give us,
One day more to hope!
So, hope for the best.
Good Day & Good Luck!
And Good Morning
Meaning of some colors,
Yellow for special friend,
white for peace,
orange 4 luck,
black for hate,
red for love and
pink for likeness,
So i choose for u Orange Flower.
Wish u good luck
When things go wrong…when sadness fills ur heart…
when tears flow in ur eyes…always remember 3 things
1—GOD
2—ur parents
3—my sincere prayers…..
GOOD LUCK&God bless u.
Fly in the plane of Ambition
&
Land in the Airport of Success…
Luck is yours,Wish is mine…
May Ur future always shine…
Trusting God won’t make the mountain smaller but it will make climbing easier.
Hope you will be able to climb all your mountains always. Good Luck
Happiness as light as air.
LOVE as DEEP as OCEAN.
Friends as solid as diamonds and
success as bright as gold.
These r my wishes 4 u today n everyday…
goodluck
With my
1 Heart…
2 eyes…
5 litre blood…
206 bones…
1.2million Red Cells…
60 trillion D.N.A.’s…
I wish u “All the very best of LUCK”…
Good Luck...
Flirt SMS
24 sweet hrs make 1 sweet day”!
“7 sweet days make 1 sweet week”!
“4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month”!
“but …..
”1 sweet person like U makes life Sweet
Love bears all things, Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things, and most precious of all,
Love endures all things. Come we love and make things happy..
Where r u? U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?]
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order,
can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegiaur dheeray sai bolegi
.
.
.
“Maiyooon”…
Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!
Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.
Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!
If people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai….
SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent
t4 tallented
i think u r a big shit
Do U want to see malika bathing press down
(Give some gap here)
U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow
kya meri nak tedi hai.
ankhen mendki jesi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon,
pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?
3 tips to break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror….
2. Take mirror and just drop it….
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .
Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50. But you don’t worry, flirting is still free.
fuck off
fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship(
F-forever..
I LOVE Uttappa (In Hindi)
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE (I LOVE U
I LOVE Uttappa
more than 'DOSA' To kab khila rahe ho.
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind()
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"
AApki chal morni jaisi,
aawaj koyal jaisa,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
gussa sher jaisa,
ankhen hirn jaisi,..(
Kitana achchha hota
agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to....!
VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?(
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo
CONGRATULATIONS
U R AWARDED THE
DEGREE OF (MBA)
4 NOT SENDING SMS to means MBA(
bec MBA means
M.member
B.bekari( Begger)
A.association:)
“7 sweet days make 1 sweet week”!
“4 sweet weeks make 1 sweet month”!
“but …..
”1 sweet person like U makes life Sweet
Love bears all things, Love believes all things,
Love hopes all things, and most precious of all,
Love endures all things. Come we love and make things happy..
Where r u? U r u not replying?
I m worried coz todays paper
I read that due 2 thunder a monkey has been severely injured.
So if u r safe, SMS me immediately.
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?]
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order,
can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again
Log kehtay hain k khuda ne aapko badi fursat mein banaya hai….
“simple c baat hai, faltu kaam fursat mein hi to kiye jate hain”.
Woh raishmi balon wali,
Bhoori ankhon wali,
Komal hathon or naram pairon wali,
matakti hoi andhairay main,
tumharay paas ayegiaur dheeray sai bolegi
.
.
.
“Maiyooon”…
Boy: mujh sy shadi karo gi?
Girl: kyaa!
Boy: achi film hai na!!!
Girl: kutty k bachy.
Boy: WHAT????
Girl: kitny cute hotty hain na!
If people say ur crazy
Be Patient.
Ur Monkey,
Be Relax.
Ur stubid,
Be coo.
But if TheySay U R Smart,
Thapar Lagana
Aur Bolna Mazak karne Ki BE Had Hoti Hai….
SHIT
s4 smart
h4 handsome
i4 intelligent
t4 tallented
i think u r a big shit
Do U want to see malika bathing press down
(Give some gap here)
U R slow she had fineshed her bath sorry try 2marrow
kya meri nak tedi hai.
ankhen mendki jesi hai.
surat se besharm lagta hoon,
pagal hoon akal nahi mujhe…
phir kise ne aisa kiyo kaha meri surat tumse milte hai………….?
3 tips to break a mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror….
2. Take mirror and just drop it….
3. U just go and stand before the mirror & SMILE. . . .
Government imposing new taxes.
Dating Rs.10, Hug Rs.20, Kiss Rs.30,
Love Rs.50. But you don’t worry, flirting is still free.
fuck off
fuck off
f
u
c
k off
yes fuck off
ooh. dont get the wrong meaning.
fuck off means:
F-friend like
U- u
C-can
K-keep
O-our
F-friendship(
F-forever..
I LOVE Uttappa (In Hindi)
I
I L
I LO
I LOV
I LOVE (I LOVE U
I LOVE Uttappa
more than 'DOSA' To kab khila rahe ho.
If u Punch me,I dont mind
If u Punch me,I dont mind()
If u Hurt me,I dont mind
If u Use bad language2 me,I dont mind
If u Insult me,I dont mind
Bcause U R MY "ATM CARD"
AApki chal morni jaisi,
aawaj koyal jaisa,
dimag lomdi jaisa,
gussa sher jaisa,
ankhen hirn jaisi,..(
Kitana achchha hota
agar 2-3 qualities insano wali bhi hoti to....!
VACANCY ANNOUNCEMENT:
r u handsome ?
r u good looking ?
r u trained ?
r u hardworking ?
looking for a job ?(
then.................
apply now;
we need the services of a ~BEAR~ for the zoo
CONGRATULATIONS
U R AWARDED THE
DEGREE OF (MBA)
4 NOT SENDING SMS to means MBA(
bec MBA means
M.member
B.bekari( Begger)
A.association:)
English SMS
Every sunset gives us one day less to live!
But every sunrise give us,
one day more to hope!
So, hope for the best.Good Day & Good Luck!
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
Darkness is everywhere.
The birds are back there home.
Road are quietevery body is sleeping,
but i m not u know y?just wanted 2 say u Good night
As long as we have memories,
yesterday remains;as long as we have hope,
tomorrow awaits.
As long as we have Friendship,
each day is never a waste.
Perfact love is not receiving,
it is giving and forgiving.
perfact love is not red roses on valentine day,
its the rest of 364 days of knowing you love someone.
“FRIENDSHIP” is a sim,
which has no activation charges.
Free incoming and outgoingwith
roaming all over the worldand it’s validity
“NEVER ENDs”…
My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,
Like a mirror without a reflection. I Love U my Valentine
My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color.
Always be there in my life sweetheart.
Keep the smile,Leave the tear,
Think of joy,Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again..
Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.
February is here,
L0ve is in the air,
Valentines is near,
s0 al u l0ve birds i want u 2 cheer!!
Have a very Hapy Seas0n 0f L0VE In Air!!
Friends are like street lights,
Along the road,
they don’tmake the distance any shorter
but they light up the path&make the walk worthwhile.
Thanks for being my friend
Important news.
My heart
4sale.
100%discount.
What is similarity between
Mahatma Gandhi and MalikaSherawat………??????????
Dono ne apne kapre tyag diye
ek ne desh ke liye aur ek ne deshwasiyon ke liye.
Money says EARN me lot,
Time says PLAN me lot,
Flower says LOVE me lot,
Study says LEARN me lot,
SMS says SEND me lot,&
I say REMEMBER me lot…
Look Outside its So Pleasant!Sun Smiling 4 U !
Trees Dancing 4 U !Birds Singing 4 U !
Because, I Asked Them All 2 Wish You
“A Happy Friendship Day”
Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.
I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings,
scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears.
Don’t throw me after use but
when u feel cold burn me to feel warm coz I Luv U.
Love is like “missed call”.
It stops when U try 2 catch.
But Friendship is like “sms”Bcoz
it comes & stays inside Ur Inboxuntil U delete it.
So its upto u 2 keep & value a friend!
English SMS
But every sunrise give us,
one day more to hope!
So, hope for the best.Good Day & Good Luck!
Teacher: “I killed a person”
convert this sentence into future tense.
Sardar: The future tense is “u will go to jail”.
Darkness is everywhere.
The birds are back there home.
Road are quietevery body is sleeping,
but i m not u know y?just wanted 2 say u Good night
As long as we have memories,
yesterday remains;as long as we have hope,
tomorrow awaits.
As long as we have Friendship,
each day is never a waste.
Perfact love is not receiving,
it is giving and forgiving.
perfact love is not red roses on valentine day,
its the rest of 364 days of knowing you love someone.
“FRIENDSHIP” is a sim,
which has no activation charges.
Free incoming and outgoingwith
roaming all over the worldand it’s validity
“NEVER ENDs”…
My soul is shattered without your arms to hold me,
Like a mirror without a reflection. I Love U my Valentine
My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color.
Always be there in my life sweetheart.
Keep the smile,Leave the tear,
Think of joy,Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again..
Here is my heart, it is yours so take it,
Treat it gently, please do not break it.
Its full of love thats good and true,
So please keep it always close to u.
February is here,
L0ve is in the air,
Valentines is near,
s0 al u l0ve birds i want u 2 cheer!!
Have a very Hapy Seas0n 0f L0VE In Air!!
Friends are like street lights,
Along the road,
they don’tmake the distance any shorter
but they light up the path&make the walk worthwhile.
Thanks for being my friend
Important news.
My heart
4sale.
100%discount.
What is similarity between
Mahatma Gandhi and MalikaSherawat………??????????
Dono ne apne kapre tyag diye
ek ne desh ke liye aur ek ne deshwasiyon ke liye.
Money says EARN me lot,
Time says PLAN me lot,
Flower says LOVE me lot,
Study says LEARN me lot,
SMS says SEND me lot,&
I say REMEMBER me lot…
Look Outside its So Pleasant!Sun Smiling 4 U !
Trees Dancing 4 U !Birds Singing 4 U !
Because, I Asked Them All 2 Wish You
“A Happy Friendship Day”
Flowers need sunshine,
violets need dew,
all angels in heaven know I need u.
I’m a PAPER, u can write ur feelings,
scribble ur anger, use me 2 absorb tears.
Don’t throw me after use but
when u feel cold burn me to feel warm coz I Luv U.
Love is like “missed call”.
It stops when U try 2 catch.
But Friendship is like “sms”Bcoz
it comes & stays inside Ur Inboxuntil U delete it.
So its upto u 2 keep & value a friend!
English SMS
Double Meaning SMS Jokes
Just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!
Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
KISSU Know
KISSMeans
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
SoKISS Me!!
ek lrka ek larki
aha ahaadhi
raat koo
ho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they
hahahahhah
U r BANDAR
It means:
B=Beautifull
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic
R U smiling?
Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum band hi na
Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…
MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…
Aik bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatrikar do na plzz…
aik pyara sa SMS!!!
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!
Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai Hai
Foran Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
KISSU Know
KISSMeans
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
SoKISS Me!!
ek lrka ek larki
aha ahaadhi
raat koo
ho oho
jungle main
wah wah
jhari k peichay
ouii
sab say chup k
UFF
DABA DABA k
aha aha
mango kaha rahey they
hahahahhah
U r BANDAR
It means:
B=Beautifull
A=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic
R U smiling?
Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum band hi na
Har laal rang RED nahin hota,
Her murda DEAD nahin hota,
Kaisay kahon par yeh sach hai,
Har koi aap ki tarah MAD nahin hota…
MAD bolay to
M-Most
A-Attractive
D-Dost…
Aik bar karo na plz..
kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
plz karo naaa……..
muje acha lage ga…
aik bar hamari dosti ki khatrikar do na plzz…
aik pyara sa SMS!!!
Holi SMS Jokes
Har rang aap pe barse,
koi apse Holi khelne ko tarse;
Rang de aapko sab itna,
Ki aap rang chhudane ko tarse.
Wishing U a very Happy N Colorfull Holi!
Dil karta hai,
ApkeSang
Gauan
Jhumu
Nachu
Khelu
Kudoo
Jasn manaoo
Lekin
Pahle
Apko
Rang to
Laga loo
Happy Holi!
Holi Ka Gulal Ho,
Rango Ki Bahar Ho,
Gujhia Ki Mithas Ho,
Ek Baat Khas Ho,
Sab Ke Dil Main Pyar Ho,
Yahi Apna Tyohaar Ho,
Wish U Happy Holi!
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, Holi Mubarak!
Makki ki Roti,
Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne,
Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi,
Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko,
HOLI ka Tyohar
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad Usi
Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi!
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai Happy N Colorfull Holi!
Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,(
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.
Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!
Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari
koi apse Holi khelne ko tarse;
Rang de aapko sab itna,
Ki aap rang chhudane ko tarse.
Wishing U a very Happy N Colorfull Holi!
Dil karta hai,
ApkeSang
Gauan
Jhumu
Nachu
Khelu
Kudoo
Jasn manaoo
Lekin
Pahle
Apko
Rang to
Laga loo
Happy Holi!
Holi Ka Gulal Ho,
Rango Ki Bahar Ho,
Gujhia Ki Mithas Ho,
Ek Baat Khas Ho,
Sab Ke Dil Main Pyar Ho,
Yahi Apna Tyohaar Ho,
Wish U Happy Holi!
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar, Holi Mubarak!
Makki ki Roti,
Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne,
Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi,
Apno ka Pyar, Mubarak Ho Aapko,
HOLI ka Tyohar
Sunhari Dhup Barsat ke Bad thodi Si Hashi Har Bat ke Bad Usi
Tarah Ho Mubarak App Ko Ye Nayi Subah Kal rat Ke Bad Happy Holi!
Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,
Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,
Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,
Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai Happy N Colorfull Holi!
Apun wishing you a wonderful,
Super-duper,
Zabardast,
Xtra-badhiya,(
Xtra special,
Ekdum mast and dhinchak,
Bole to ekdum jhakaas
“Happy Holi”.
Pichkari ki Dhar,
Gulal ki bauchar,
Apno ka pyar,
Yahi hai yaaron holi ka tyohar.
Happy Holi!!!
Saade rang ko galti se aap naa kora samjho,
Isi mey samaaye indradhanushi saaton rang,
Jo dikhe aapko zindagi saadagi bhari kisi ki,
To aap yun samjho satrangi hai duniya usiki,
Holi aayi satrangi rango ki bouchar laayi,
Dher saari mithai aur mitha mitha pyar laayi,
Aap ki zindagi ho mithe pyar aur khusiyon se bhari,
Jisme samaaye saaton rang yahi shubhkamna hai hamaari
Diwali SMS Jokes
Pray to God to give U
I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati, Diwali Sms Jokes collection
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI.....
Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha...
* * * Happy Diwali * * *
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar
Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar...
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,
Diwali Mubarak...
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Diwali sms shayari
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...'
Happy Diwali
Troubles as light as Air,
Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold
These are the wishes for you and your family
on the eve of Diwali and EID.
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwali
Kumkum bhare kadmon
Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye LAYXMIJEE apke dwar,
sukh sampati mile aapko apar,Deepawali ki subhkamnain kare sweekar.
HAPPY DIWALI
I Pray to God to give U
Shanti,
Shakti,
Sampati,
Swarup,
Saiyam,
Saadgi,
Safalta,
Samridhi,
Sanskar,
Swaasth,
Sanmaan,
Saraswati, Diwali Sms Jokes collection
aur SNEH.
SHUBH DIWALI.....
Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
Laksh Divyani Ujalali Nisha Ghevuni Navi Umed,
navi asha Hotil purna manatil sarva Iccha,
Diwalichya Tumhala Khup Khup Shubheccha...
* * * Happy Diwali * * *
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Makki ki Roti, Nimbu ka Aachar,
Suraj Ki Kirne, Khushiyo ki Bahar,
Chand Ki Chandi, Apno ka Pyar
Mubarak Ho Aapko, DIWALI ka Tyohar...
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,
Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar
Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,
Diwali Mubarak...
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli,
Diwali aai, masti chahi, rangi rangoli
deep jalaye, Dhoom Dhadaka, chhoda phataka, jali Phuljadiyan,
Sabko Bhaye, "Happy Diwali"
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka, Diwali sms shayari
Diwali Parva hai Khushio ka,
Ujalo ka, Laxmi ka.... Is Diwali Aapki Jindagi khushio se bhari ho,
Duniya ujalo se roshan ho, ghar par Maa Laxmi ka Aagman ho...
Happy Diwali
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Aai aai Diwali aai, Saath me kitni Khushiya laayi,
Dhoom machao, mauz manao, aap sabhi ko Diwali ki badhai.
Happy Diwali
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe,
Deep Jalte jagmagate rahe, Hum aapko Aap hame yaad aate rahe,
Jab tak zindagi hai, dua hai hamari 'Aap Chand ki tarah Zagmagate rahe...'
Happy Diwali
Troubles as light as Air,
Troubles as light as Air,
love as deep as Ocean,
Friends as Solid as Diamonds,
and Success as bright as Gold
These are the wishes for you and your family
on the eve of Diwali and EID.
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Safalta Kadam Chumti rahe,
Khushi Aaspas ghumti rahe,
Yash Itna faile ki KASTURI Sharma Jaye,
Laxmi ki kripa itni ho ki BALAJI bhi dekhte rah jaye,
Happy Diwali
Kumkum bhare kadmon
Kumkum bhare kadmon se aaye LAYXMIJEE apke dwar,
sukh sampati mile aapko apar,Deepawali ki subhkamnain kare sweekar.
HAPPY DIWALI
Cool, Cute, Decent SMS Jokes
24hrs make a lovely day,
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year &
knowing aperson like me will make ur life lovely.
Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.
Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again ..
Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But…NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
Just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!
Money says EARN me lot,
Time says PLAN me lot,
Flower says LOVE me lot,
Study says LEARN me lot,
SMS says SEND me lot,
& I say REMEMBER me lot…
People live People die
Laugh People Cry
Some give up Some will try
Some say hi
Some say bye
Others may forget YOU
but never will I.
In my life I learned how?
2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong,
2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive,
but I couldn?t learn how..2 stop rembering u.
U may be out of my sight,
but not out of my heart.
U may be out of my reach,
but not out of my mind.
I may mean nothing to u,
but u will always be special to me!
Flowers need sunshine,violets need dew,all angels in heaven know I need u.
One day u will ask me: What is more important to you,me or your life?
I will say: my life? You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring youMuch love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night
If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my ?FRIEND? u r the ?BEST?!
FRIENDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.
like OCEAN.High like SKY.
Strong like IRON.
Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME.
SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY….Dont get confused ,
Arey Baba SORRY means:
S-Some,
O-One Is,
R-Really,
R-Remembering,
Y-You…..Have A wonderful day..
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
words r nice 2 say,but
sweet people r really hard 2 find.
My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me.
7 days make a lovely week,
52 weeks make a lovely year &
knowing aperson like me will make ur life lovely.
Let me guess what U R doing…
Reading book?
Na Na!
Listining Music?
Uhu!
Watching TV?
Nah!
Caught U!
Missing me and reading my SMS na.!!
Oh now U R smiling.
Keep the smile,
Leave the tear,
Think of joy,
Forget the fear ,
Hold the laugh,
Leave the pain,
Be jouyous till i sms again ..
Heart Can Skip Beats 4 a While
Memories can be kept in a file
A desert can replace the Nile
But…NOthing can stop a smile when ur name appears on my mobile.
Tere DIL mein rahenge SMS bankar,
Dhadkano mein bajenge RINGTONE bankar,
Kabhi apne DIL se juda mut Samajana,
Hum tere saath chalenge NETWORK bankar!
Just go to hell
yes you
u only !
because only you can change hell into heaven by your sweetness.!
Money says EARN me lot,
Time says PLAN me lot,
Flower says LOVE me lot,
Study says LEARN me lot,
SMS says SEND me lot,
& I say REMEMBER me lot…
People live People die
Laugh People Cry
Some give up Some will try
Some say hi
Some say bye
Others may forget YOU
but never will I.
In my life I learned how?
2 love 2 smile 2 be happy 2 be strong,
2 work hard 2 be honest 2 be faithful 2 forgive,
but I couldn?t learn how..2 stop rembering u.
U may be out of my sight,
but not out of my heart.
U may be out of my reach,
but not out of my mind.
I may mean nothing to u,
but u will always be special to me!
Flowers need sunshine,violets need dew,all angels in heaven know I need u.
One day u will ask me: What is more important to you,me or your life?
I will say: my life? You will walk away from me without knowing that U R MY LIFE!!!
Good night my very special friend,
I pray you lay in rest,
And may tomorrow bring youMuch love and happiness.
Do not think of me…i m in ur eyes, in ur heart
Good Night
If u r a chocolate u r the sweetest,
if u r a Teddy Bear u r the most huggable,
If u are a Star u r the Brightest,
and since u r my ?FRIEND? u r the ?BEST?!
FRIENDSHIP is vast like UNIVERSE.
like OCEAN.High like SKY.
Strong like IRON.
Kind like MOTHER.& cute like ME.
SORRY…. SORRY…. SORRY…..SORRY….Dont get confused ,
Arey Baba SORRY means:
S-Some,
O-One Is,
R-Really,
R-Remembering,
Y-You…..Have A wonderful day..
Sweet fruits r nice 2 eat,
words r nice 2 say,but
sweet people r really hard 2 find.
My goodness, how the hell did u manage 2 find me.
Christmas SMS Jokes
Lets welcome the
is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blessful New year.
Merry X-mas.
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
Christmas may be many thingsor it may be a few.
For you, the joyis each new toy;for me;it’s watching U.
Christmas is a time
when everybody wants his past forgotten and
his present remembered.
What I don't like about office
Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
what fun it is towish our friends
a very happy merry christmas.
Christmas is not a time nor a season,
but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hopeand love.
A blessed Christmas to you!
Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind;
Teach us to be patient and always to be kind...
There is no ideal Christmas;
only the one Christmas you decide to make
as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
()"""() ,*
( 'o' ) ,***
=(,,)=("')<-***
(""),,,("") "**
Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar
is fresh and new,
Lets cherish each moment it beholds,
Lets celebrate this blessful New year.
Merry X-mas.
Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.
Christmas may be many thingsor it may be a few.
For you, the joyis each new toy;for me;it’s watching U.
Christmas is a time
when everybody wants his past forgotten and
his present remembered.
What I don't like about office
Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day.
Jingle bells
Jingle bells
what fun it is towish our friends
a very happy merry christmas.
Christmas is not a time nor a season,
but a state of mind.
To cherish peace and goodwill,
to be plenteous in mercy,
is to have the real spirit of Christmas.
A silent night,
a star above,
a blessed gift of hopeand love.
A blessed Christmas to you!
Bless us Lord, this Christmas, with quietness of mind;
Teach us to be patient and always to be kind...
There is no ideal Christmas;
only the one Christmas you decide to make
as a reflection of your values, desires, affections, traditions.
()"""() ,*
( 'o' ) ,***
=(,,)=("')<-***
(""),,,("") "**
Roses 4 u...
MERRY CHRISTMAS to
U...
Chritmas ka yeh pyara tyohaar jeevan mein laye khushiyan apaar,
santa clause aaye aapke dwar, subhkamna hamari kare sweekar
Happy Birthday SMS Jokes
Shair ko Shahiry Mubarak..
Chand ko Chandni Mubarak..
Ashiq ko uski Mehbooba Mubarak…
Hamari taraf se aap ko …Janam Din Mubarak
Happy Birthday!
AMIR KHAN
ABHISEK BACHAN
PRITY ZINTA
ASH
SHAHID KAPOOR
KARINA KAPPOR & ME
ALL THE STAR WITH U
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U!
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,k
oi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho...
Some like Sunday Some like Monday,
But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart...
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur
text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY ..
Baby happy birthday to hope u will always have a good health,
more career in life..and hope that more birthdays to come..
always take care and i love u so much.
May your life be filled with colours
An yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true..
u r 1 year older now,
1 year smarter now,
1 year bigger now,
and now u r1 year closer to all your wishes.
Happy birthday
A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY MAMMA…
START UR DAY WITH HER … SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .
MANY HAPPY RETURNS… MY DEAR
Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can't change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!
Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.?
wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY!!
Ths msg has No Fat No cholesterol n
No Addictive Dis is all natural except,
with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Smile N Happy Birthday...
Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy
The best way to remember your wife's birthday
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you, someone needs you;
but it feels much better when you know that
someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
Some things r left undone,
some words r left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but some ones as nice as you
could never be left unwished,
happy birth day to u!
Some things r left undone,
some words r left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but some ones as nice as you
could never be left unwished,
happy birth day to u!
Chand ko Chandni Mubarak..
Ashiq ko uski Mehbooba Mubarak…
Hamari taraf se aap ko …Janam Din Mubarak
Happy Birthday!
AMIR KHAN
ABHISEK BACHAN
PRITY ZINTA
ASH
SHAHID KAPOOR
KARINA KAPPOR & ME
ALL THE STAR WITH U
HAPPY BIRTHDAY 2 U!
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,k
oi accha sa phool hota to mali se mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du...
Junam Din Mubarak Ho...
Some like Sunday Some like Monday,
But i like Your Birthday.Happy Birthday my sweetheart...
A prayer: 2 bless ur way
A wish : 2 lighten ur moments
A cheer: 2 perfect ur
text: 2 say HAPPY BIRTH DAY ..
Baby happy birthday to hope u will always have a good health,
more career in life..and hope that more birthdays to come..
always take care and i love u so much.
May your life be filled with colours
An yours w-i-s-h-e-s all come true..
u r 1 year older now,
1 year smarter now,
1 year bigger now,
and now u r1 year closer to all your wishes.
Happy birthday
A BIRTHDAY WISH REMINDS U THE FIRST CRY MAMMA…
START UR DAY WITH HER … SWEET BLESSINGS THE DAY WILL BE YOURS .
MANY HAPPY RETURNS… MY DEAR
Step by step the journey goes on,
Little by little it may seem so long.
Forget about your past, you can't change it,
Forget about your future, you cant predict it.
Just think about present, you can handle it.
Enjoy presents every moment & be happy....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U....!
Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.?
wishing u a day soft as silk.....
white as milk.....
sweet as honey&full of money.
may all ur dreams come true....
HAPPY BIRTH DAY!!
Ths msg has No Fat No cholesterol n
No Addictive Dis is all natural except,
with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it.
Smile N Happy Birthday...
Birthday is A Million Moments,
Each holding A Promise Of Fulfillment Of UR Dreams,
& ACCOMPLISHMENTS Of Some Special Plans..
Wish U A Very Happy B'DAy
The best way to remember your wife's birthday
The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you,
someone thinks about you, someone needs you;
but it feels much better when you know that
someone never ever forgets your birthday."HAPPY BIRTHDAY".
Some things r left undone,
some words r left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but some ones as nice as you
could never be left unwished,
happy birth day to u!
Some things r left undone,
some words r left unsaid,
some feelings are left unexpressed,
but some ones as nice as you
could never be left unwished,
happy birth day to u!
Bewafa, Dard and Tragedy SMS Jokes
Saye ki tarha sath rehne wale rishta kuck is tarha tod gaye
hakikat me milna mumkin na raha wo to khwabo me bhi aana chod gaye...
Ik ajnabi se najane kyun mujha pyar hai,
Inkar kar ka bhi muj ko ikrar hai,
Us ko panaShaid meri kismat main nahi,
Najane phir bhi har mor par usi ka intazar hai
Waqt ki andhi main tufan badal jate hain,
Zindagi ki rahon main INSAN badal jatey hai,
Badalta nahi PYAAR kabhi,
Pyar karne wale INSAN badal jate hai…
Tum kya jano kya hoti hai tanhai,
tute hue patte se puchho kya hoti hai judai,
yu bewafai ka iljam na do mere dost,
is waqt se puchho kab yad teri nai aai.
Barsaat ki bheegi raaton mai fir koi suhaani yaad ayi
Kuch apne jamana yaad aaya kuch unki jawani yaad aayi
Hum bhool chuke they jisne Hume duniya mai akela chor diya
Jab gaur kiya tau ek surat jaani pehchaani yaad aayi..
Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.
Koi dekhe to humari bebasi,
Hum sabhi k ho jate hainPar koi humara nahi hota.
Samajhte hai wo ki pathar hai hum,
unko thokar maar jayege,
bewafa ek baar kah de nafrat hai humse,
khuda kasam pathar to kya phul bankar bhi rahon me nahi aayege.
Samajhte hai wo ki pathar hai hum,
unko thokar maar jayege,
bewafa ek baar kah de nafrat hai humse,
khuda kasam pathar to kya phul bankar bhi rahon me nahi aayege.
Jab mujhe laga ki mai unhe kho raha hu,
aisa laga ke maut ke aagosh mai so raha hu.
na hojaye unki bewfai mashur yaro,
Unki yad mai mai kabr mai ro raha hu.
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,Rooh ka daman bhi sath chod jayega,
Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo,Kal kya pata kon kiski zindgi se chala jayega.
Aasan To Nahi Apni Hasti Se Guzar Jana
Utra Jo Samandar Mein Darya ..to Bohat Roya
Jo Shakhs Na Roya Tha Tapti Rahon Mein
Dewaar Ke Saye Mein Baitha To Bohat Roya..
DiL jis ne tora woh aaj khush bohat hai,
Hum pe rahe hain Jam Aur Mdhosh Bohat hain,
Chahtey they Bd-Dua dena Pr Bd-Dua dena Sakay,
Hum be-wafa ko Be-wafaa bhi keh na sake.
Khuda hamari tarah tumhe tanhaayi na de,
Hum jee lenge tanha,
par tumhe Judai na de,
hamari nigahon mein basi rahe apki soorat,
Aapko bhale hi hum dikhayi na de...
Aye Zindagi tu mujh se dagha naa kar,
Mein Zinda rahu yeh dua naa kar,
Koi dekhta hai meri jaan ko to hoti hai jalan,
Aye Hawa tu bhi usse chua naa kar.
Guzre hue wasal ke din raat bhool ja
Milne na deinge ab hamein halaat bhool ja
Mausam badal gaye hain zamana guzar gaya
Ae dost tu bhi eid-e-mulaqaat bhool ja
Aansu ki kimat wo jante hai,
jo kisiko yad karte hai.
Dil ke gum wo jante hai jo kisiko chahte hai,
Dost ke dard ko wahi jante haijo use dil se dost mante hai.
Wo yuhi ruth gaye,
sare armaan mere tut gaye.
nafrat ka dhong aisa dikhaya,
ki wo pathar bankar jine lage,
aur hum shisha bankar tut gaye
yeh raat itny tanha kyon hoty he
kismat se sab ko shikayat kyon hoty he.
ajeeb khel khelty he yeh zindagi
jise hum pa nuhen sakte use semuhubat kiyon hoty he.
Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!
Donon jahan teri mohabbat mein har kewoh ja raha hai
koi shab gham guzar keweeran hai mae-kada khum-o-sagar udas hain
tum kiya gaye ke rooth gaye din bahar keik fursat gunah
mili woh bhi char dindekhe hain hum ne hausle parwardigar
kedunya ne teri yaad se be-gana kerdiya
tughe se bhi dil-fareb hain gham rozgar ke ...........
Har sham ke bad rat aati hai
her baat ke bad tumhari yaad aati hai
chup reh ker bhi dekh liya hum ne
khamoshion se bhi tumhari awaz aati hai...
DUNIYA KE SAMANDER ME TUMHARE HE KASTI KA SAHARA THA,
TUMNE BHE WAHAN CHHOD DIYA JANHA NA KINARA THA.
UTRA THA CHAND HUMARE ANGAN ME,
PAR SIRRON KO GAWARA NA THA,
HUM TOH SITRON SE BHE BAGAWAT KAR LATE,
PAR KIYA KARE WO CHAND HE HUMARA NA THA...
UTRA THA CHAND HUMARE ANGAN ME,
PAR SIRRON KO GAWARA NA THA,
HUM TOH SITRON SE BHE BAGAWAT KAR LATE,
PAR KIYA KARE WO CHAND HE HUMARA NA THA...
hakikat me milna mumkin na raha wo to khwabo me bhi aana chod gaye...
Ik ajnabi se najane kyun mujha pyar hai,
Inkar kar ka bhi muj ko ikrar hai,
Us ko panaShaid meri kismat main nahi,
Najane phir bhi har mor par usi ka intazar hai
Waqt ki andhi main tufan badal jate hain,
Zindagi ki rahon main INSAN badal jatey hai,
Badalta nahi PYAAR kabhi,
Pyar karne wale INSAN badal jate hai…
Tum kya jano kya hoti hai tanhai,
tute hue patte se puchho kya hoti hai judai,
yu bewafai ka iljam na do mere dost,
is waqt se puchho kab yad teri nai aai.
Barsaat ki bheegi raaton mai fir koi suhaani yaad ayi
Kuch apne jamana yaad aaya kuch unki jawani yaad aayi
Hum bhool chuke they jisne Hume duniya mai akela chor diya
Jab gaur kiya tau ek surat jaani pehchaani yaad aayi..
Dard me koi mousam pyara nahi hota,
Dil ho pyasa to pani se gujara nahi hota.
Koi dekhe to humari bebasi,
Hum sabhi k ho jate hainPar koi humara nahi hota.
Samajhte hai wo ki pathar hai hum,
unko thokar maar jayege,
bewafa ek baar kah de nafrat hai humse,
khuda kasam pathar to kya phul bankar bhi rahon me nahi aayege.
Samajhte hai wo ki pathar hai hum,
unko thokar maar jayege,
bewafa ek baar kah de nafrat hai humse,
khuda kasam pathar to kya phul bankar bhi rahon me nahi aayege.
Jab mujhe laga ki mai unhe kho raha hu,
aisa laga ke maut ke aagosh mai so raha hu.
na hojaye unki bewfai mashur yaro,
Unki yad mai mai kabr mai ro raha hu.
Lamha lamha waqt guzar jayega,Rooh ka daman bhi sath chod jayega,
Abhi waqt hai pal do pal sath guzar lo,Kal kya pata kon kiski zindgi se chala jayega.
Aasan To Nahi Apni Hasti Se Guzar Jana
Utra Jo Samandar Mein Darya ..to Bohat Roya
Jo Shakhs Na Roya Tha Tapti Rahon Mein
Dewaar Ke Saye Mein Baitha To Bohat Roya..
DiL jis ne tora woh aaj khush bohat hai,
Hum pe rahe hain Jam Aur Mdhosh Bohat hain,
Chahtey they Bd-Dua dena Pr Bd-Dua dena Sakay,
Hum be-wafa ko Be-wafaa bhi keh na sake.
Khuda hamari tarah tumhe tanhaayi na de,
Hum jee lenge tanha,
par tumhe Judai na de,
hamari nigahon mein basi rahe apki soorat,
Aapko bhale hi hum dikhayi na de...
Aye Zindagi tu mujh se dagha naa kar,
Mein Zinda rahu yeh dua naa kar,
Koi dekhta hai meri jaan ko to hoti hai jalan,
Aye Hawa tu bhi usse chua naa kar.
Guzre hue wasal ke din raat bhool ja
Milne na deinge ab hamein halaat bhool ja
Mausam badal gaye hain zamana guzar gaya
Ae dost tu bhi eid-e-mulaqaat bhool ja
Aansu ki kimat wo jante hai,
jo kisiko yad karte hai.
Dil ke gum wo jante hai jo kisiko chahte hai,
Dost ke dard ko wahi jante haijo use dil se dost mante hai.
Wo yuhi ruth gaye,
sare armaan mere tut gaye.
nafrat ka dhong aisa dikhaya,
ki wo pathar bankar jine lage,
aur hum shisha bankar tut gaye
yeh raat itny tanha kyon hoty he
kismat se sab ko shikayat kyon hoty he.
ajeeb khel khelty he yeh zindagi
jise hum pa nuhen sakte use semuhubat kiyon hoty he.
Woh gori hai uski zulfe hain kali,
Wo Pari hai ya Pariyo ki Rani,
Uski har baat hai nirali,
Par kya karu yaaro wo larki kisi aur ne pata li!
Donon jahan teri mohabbat mein har kewoh ja raha hai
koi shab gham guzar keweeran hai mae-kada khum-o-sagar udas hain
tum kiya gaye ke rooth gaye din bahar keik fursat gunah
mili woh bhi char dindekhe hain hum ne hausle parwardigar
kedunya ne teri yaad se be-gana kerdiya
tughe se bhi dil-fareb hain gham rozgar ke ...........
Har sham ke bad rat aati hai
her baat ke bad tumhari yaad aati hai
chup reh ker bhi dekh liya hum ne
khamoshion se bhi tumhari awaz aati hai...
DUNIYA KE SAMANDER ME TUMHARE HE KASTI KA SAHARA THA,
TUMNE BHE WAHAN CHHOD DIYA JANHA NA KINARA THA.
UTRA THA CHAND HUMARE ANGAN ME,
PAR SIRRON KO GAWARA NA THA,
HUM TOH SITRON SE BHE BAGAWAT KAR LATE,
PAR KIYA KARE WO CHAND HE HUMARA NA THA...
UTRA THA CHAND HUMARE ANGAN ME,
PAR SIRRON KO GAWARA NA THA,
HUM TOH SITRON SE BHE BAGAWAT KAR LATE,
PAR KIYA KARE WO CHAND HE HUMARA NA THA...
Apologize SMS, Sorry SMS Jokes
SORRY Means
S-Some
O-One
R-Really
R-Remember
Y-You
Aap ko ijazat hai rooth jane ki
Hum ko aadat hai SMS se manane ki
Aap jawab agar na do gay hamare SMS ka
Hum had kar dain gay MISSBELL se satane ki...
Bhool se koi bhool hui tobhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,bhool se bhi hame na bhulana
Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti
bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai
Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai...
I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,I can’t help it.
SORRY
Say
Onetime 2 any1
Really
Remembering
You
S-Some
O-One
R-Really
R-Remember
Y-You
Aap ko ijazat hai rooth jane ki
Hum ko aadat hai SMS se manane ki
Aap jawab agar na do gay hamare SMS ka
Hum had kar dain gay MISSBELL se satane ki...
Bhool se koi bhool hui tobhool samajh kar bhool jana.
Are… bhoolna sirf bhool ko,bhool se bhi hame na bhulana
Dosti main dooriyan to aati rehti
bhi dosti dilo ko mila deti hai
Wo dosti hi kiya jo naraz na ho
Per sachi dosti dosto ko mana leti hai...
I am sorry to be smiling every time you’re near.
I am sorry my eyes twinkle whenever you’re here.
I am sorry that cupid has made his hit.
I am sorry i love you,I can’t help it.
SORRY
Say
Onetime 2 any1
Really
Remembering
You
Love SMS Jokes
L-Lose
O-of
V-Valuable
E-Energy
L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for everthe 4 signs of love
Heart is like a bottle of perfume.
If u never open it nobody knows the fragrance inside it.
If u keep it always open soon u will loose ur fragrance.So act wisely.
1 LOVELY quote: We always LOVE our LOVE coz our LOVE always LOVES what we LOVE to LOVE & ur LOVE LOVES the way you LOVE ur LOVE. So keep LOVING.
My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color.Always be there in my life sweetheart.
Ur only mine wen i dream.
wen i wake i wanna scream.
ur not mine im all alone.
i can only text u on my fone.
do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u
Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U.
Songs r 4 singing, I Sing 4 U.
Love is 4 caring, I Care 4 U.
Angels r 4 keeping, Can I keep U…?
Love is possible after friendship
but friendship is not possible after love
because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured….!!!
I m feeling so happy,
do u know why?
cuz i m so lucky, do u know how?
cuz God loves me, Do u know how?
cuz he gave me a gift.
Do u know what?
its YOU my love.
Listen don,t send any sms again,
i don,t want to see you to hear your voice,
think of you to keep in touch with you,
bcoz docter adviced mekeep away..
Smile is a language of love,
smile is a source to win heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personalityso keep smiling...
Luv means 2 c sum1 wid closed eyes,
2 miss sum1 in crowd,
2 find sum1 in evry thought,
2 live 4 sum1 but be sure dat sum1 z only ONE.
To love without condition,
To talk without intention,
To give without reason,
to care without expectation,
.
.
.
is the heart of true relation
Butterflies dont knowin
what color their wings r
but human eyes know how nice-it is.
Likewise u dont knw how sweet u rbut i know how special u r 2 me!
Lovely roses and Lovely you..
and Lovely r the things u do..
but the loveliest is the frindship of the two
….one is ME and other is YOU.
I love u when u r sad.
I love u when u r happy.
I love u when u r teasing.
I love u when u r laughing.
I love u when u r angry.
I love u when u love love me.
My love is like an onion,
It has many layers,
which add taste in yourlife,
but if you try to cutit off it may bring tear in your life.
What’s love?
Those who don’t like it call it a responsibility.
Those who play with it call it a game.
Those who don’t hv it call it a dream.Andfor me it’s U
Shortest word is I.
Sweetest word is LOVE.
Cutest person is U.
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate,
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate,
it takes you by surprise at firts,
but keeps you warm for a long time..
what is love? it is a model
what is love? it is a model auxilary verb,
it shows an action which didn't happen befor
now used in isqh and mohabat sentences
The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
You
you
You
you!
Yoouu!
& the winner is
Me!
Coz I have you!!!"
HOW 2 SAY "I LUV U" IN GUJRATI"
"HOW 2 SAY "I LUV U" IN GUJRATI"
"HOON THUNAY PREM KAROO CHOO
O-of
V-Valuable
E-Energy
L is for lust
O is for over
v is for very loveable
e is for everthe 4 signs of love
Heart is like a bottle of perfume.
If u never open it nobody knows the fragrance inside it.
If u keep it always open soon u will loose ur fragrance.So act wisely.
1 LOVELY quote: We always LOVE our LOVE coz our LOVE always LOVES what we LOVE to LOVE & ur LOVE LOVES the way you LOVE ur LOVE. So keep LOVING.
My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
Like a rose without color.Always be there in my life sweetheart.
Ur only mine wen i dream.
wen i wake i wanna scream.
ur not mine im all alone.
i can only text u on my fone.
do dreams lie or r dey true-i hope so cos babes i want u
Life is 4 living, I Live 4 U.
Songs r 4 singing, I Sing 4 U.
Love is 4 caring, I Care 4 U.
Angels r 4 keeping, Can I keep U…?
Love is possible after friendship
but friendship is not possible after love
because medicines work before death later nothing can be cured….!!!
I m feeling so happy,
do u know why?
cuz i m so lucky, do u know how?
cuz God loves me, Do u know how?
cuz he gave me a gift.
Do u know what?
its YOU my love.
Listen don,t send any sms again,
i don,t want to see you to hear your voice,
think of you to keep in touch with you,
bcoz docter adviced mekeep away..
Smile is a language of love,
smile is a source to win heart,
smile is a name of lovely mood,
smile create greatness in personalityso keep smiling...
Luv means 2 c sum1 wid closed eyes,
2 miss sum1 in crowd,
2 find sum1 in evry thought,
2 live 4 sum1 but be sure dat sum1 z only ONE.
To love without condition,
To talk without intention,
To give without reason,
to care without expectation,
.
.
.
is the heart of true relation
Butterflies dont knowin
what color their wings r
but human eyes know how nice-it is.
Likewise u dont knw how sweet u rbut i know how special u r 2 me!
Lovely roses and Lovely you..
and Lovely r the things u do..
but the loveliest is the frindship of the two
….one is ME and other is YOU.
I love u when u r sad.
I love u when u r happy.
I love u when u r teasing.
I love u when u r laughing.
I love u when u r angry.
I love u when u love love me.
My love is like an onion,
It has many layers,
which add taste in yourlife,
but if you try to cutit off it may bring tear in your life.
What’s love?
Those who don’t like it call it a responsibility.
Those who play with it call it a game.
Those who don’t hv it call it a dream.Andfor me it’s U
Shortest word is I.
Sweetest word is LOVE.
Cutest person is U.
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate,
Love is like swallowing hot chocolate,
it takes you by surprise at firts,
but keeps you warm for a long time..
what is love? it is a model
what is love? it is a model auxilary verb,
it shows an action which didn't happen befor
now used in isqh and mohabat sentences
The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
The Nominees for nice LOVERS are:
You
you
You
you!
Yoouu!
& the winner is
Me!
Coz I have you!!!"
HOW 2 SAY "I LUV U" IN GUJRATI"
"HOW 2 SAY "I LUV U" IN GUJRATI"
"HOON THUNAY PREM KAROO CHOO
Kiss SMS Jokes
I Want A KISS
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai HaiForan Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know
KISS Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So KISS Me!!
Benefits of Kissing
Benefits of Kissing ;
Changes taste;Burns Calories;
Lips never go dry;Relieves Stress;
Makes face muscles strong;So KEEP KISSING:
love is the name,kiss
love is the name,kiss is the game forget the name lets play the game
ur love is like water in the ocean it last forever,Kiss sms Shayari
ur kiss is like a remeberable story,couse i always rember it,i love you
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
love is heat
which is very sweet
love is incomplete
till 2 lips meet.
Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you
U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk.
softer than flower. since i have u as my lover,
come to me near, i’ll kiss ur lips without fear.
u’ll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.
LOVE IS BLIND
BE VERY KIND
WHEN I KISS U
PLZ DONT MIND
Life is nothing without LOVE,
LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don’t get emotional yar just b practical
so STOP luving and START Kissing.
What is Kiss?
Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion,
that will lead to further penetation,
in fast acceleration that will build the next generation
Question:Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
Guess………..
AnyGuess……..
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti
I’m a kisser,
i kiss people for moneyI’m a kisser,
i kiss people for money,
but you are my friendI ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!
Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
what kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!
Plz KISS Me
Jaldi Koi B Nai HaiForan Karo
Jaldi Karo Na
K
I
S
S
U Know
KISS Means
K-Koi
I-Intresting
S-SMS
S-Send Karo
So KISS Me!!
Benefits of Kissing
Benefits of Kissing ;
Changes taste;Burns Calories;
Lips never go dry;Relieves Stress;
Makes face muscles strong;So KEEP KISSING:
love is the name,kiss
love is the name,kiss is the game forget the name lets play the game
ur love is like water in the ocean it last forever,Kiss sms Shayari
ur kiss is like a remeberable story,couse i always rember it,i love you
Kiss is not like Nokia…Connecting People
Kiss is not like Nike..Just Do It.
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga
love is heat
which is very sweet
love is incomplete
till 2 lips meet.
Whats live ? Live is love. Whats love ? Love is kissing.
Whats kissing ? Come here and I show you
U r sweeter than honey. purer than milk.
softer than flower. since i have u as my lover,
come to me near, i’ll kiss ur lips without fear.
u’ll say, having u is treasure & be wit me for ever.
LOVE IS BLIND
BE VERY KIND
WHEN I KISS U
PLZ DONT MIND
Life is nothing without LOVE,
LUV is emotion & Kiss is practical,
don’t get emotional yar just b practical
so STOP luving and START Kissing.
What is Kiss?
Kiss is an upper preparation for lower invasion,
that will lead to further penetation,
in fast acceleration that will build the next generation
Question:Why do Girls Close their Eyes while KISSING a GUY?
Guess………..
AnyGuess……..
Answer: Yeh Ladkiyan Ladko ko kabhi KHUSH nahi dekh sakti
I’m a kisser,
i kiss people for moneyI’m a kisser,
i kiss people for money,
but you are my friendI ll KISS YOU FOR FREE !!
Kissing you baby is my dream.
I am strawberry & you are the cream.
Handle me gently keep me real keen.
U & i together babes is passion so extreme!
what kisses mean!
KISS ON HAND=i adore u,
KISS ON CHEEK=lets be friends,
KISS ON NECK=i want u,
KISS ON LIPS=i love u,
KISS ANYWHERE ELSE=…lets not get carried away!
Funny SMS Jokes
Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA
Jija: Sali ji,
aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Ek Bar ek School me ek master ji Ek ladke ko
khada kar ke bolte hai ki Batao Mohan Taj mahal kaha hai
Mohan Bola pata nahi guru ji To Master ji bole
Banch per khade ho jao Mohan Bola Abhi bhi nahi dikh raha hai Master ji
Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhe 90% lane hai,
kuch bhi kar.. Beta: Nahi Bapu,
main to is bar 100% launga...!
Baap: Kyon Mazak kar raha hai..?
Beta: Shuru kisne kiya..?!!
dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna :
jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna :
agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat raakhi
nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna
main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola.......
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola.....
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
Once a husband and wifewere preparing to go officeand the wife thoughtshe would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumnechalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi tojayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!
Man at medical store:I need poisonChemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate...
Chemist: Oh! sorry,I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
Main nay aap ko kalkhuwab main HOROONk darmiyan daikha.
Main nay khuda say pocha,Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai.
Khuda nay farmaya:is ko jaza nahin,HOROON ko SAZA mili hay
Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?no r u sure?plz check again.no?
ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay
What is similarity between Mahatma Gandhi and MalikaSherawat………??????????
Dono ne apne kapre tyag diye ek ne desh ke liye aur ek ne deshwasiyon ke liye.
why the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney?
He is given his last chance to run away.
Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..
?
?
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon…?
Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..
He said… Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter who left you the money!
How Pakistani professors speak english,
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
Baatein karke bhola na dena,
Fasana karke mita na dena,
Agar de saka dosti to gham nahi,
Par dost banke bhola na dena.
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai.
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents,Ruby First Class in Bed!
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
jindgai not like “chup chup ke”
love is not like “Aksar”
But kiss is Like Murder”
Because Like Airtel ” Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan”
Teacher says to student,
In AlgebraA=B
&
B=C.It means A=C.
Now give relevent example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter
Girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too,
but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No…
1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence…
3.—–I am stupid….
ho was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score century in d same mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england? AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN
If dentists make films,?the names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai
Full form of maths
M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students
I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in A TEA-CUPCan you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?
I can SING on Any STAGECan you SING in COMA-STAGE?
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?No?Sure?Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”
Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.
4 roses, just for you!1st for Friendship.2nd for Wealth.3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!
What is the difference betweena woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,Wife is sayapa
U r BANDARIt means:
B=Beautiful
lA=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic
R U smiling?Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum band hi na:p
Agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar saath rakhna,
Agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE SAATH RAKHNA
Jija: Sali ji,
aapke yahan ki sabse mash-hoor cheez kaunsi hai?
Sali: Jija ji, jo mash-hoor thi, usey to aap le gaye!
Ek Bar ek School me ek master ji Ek ladke ko
khada kar ke bolte hai ki Batao Mohan Taj mahal kaha hai
Mohan Bola pata nahi guru ji To Master ji bole
Banch per khade ho jao Mohan Bola Abhi bhi nahi dikh raha hai Master ji
Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhe 90% lane hai,
kuch bhi kar.. Beta: Nahi Bapu,
main to is bar 100% launga...!
Baap: Kyon Mazak kar raha hai..?
Beta: Shuru kisne kiya..?!!
dil ki baat dil mein mat rakhna :
jo pasand ho usse ILU kehna :
agar wo ghusse mein aa jaaey to darna mat raakhi
nikalna aur kehna pyari behna milti rehna
main ooske pyaar me ban gayaa baraf kaa gola.......
main ooske pyaar me ban gaya baraf kaa gola.....
aur woh bewafaa bolti hai thanda matlab cocacola
Once a husband and wifewere preparing to go officeand the wife thoughtshe would drive today for the office.
Wife : Chalo na car me kahin ghumnechalte hai, aur car me drive karungi!
Huband : “Agar tum car drive karogi tojayenge car mein, aayenge akhbaar mein”!!
Man at medical store:I need poisonChemist: I can’t sell you that
Man shows his marriage certificate...
Chemist: Oh! sorry,I didn’t knew u had a prescription.
Main nay aap ko kalkhuwab main HOROONk darmiyan daikha.
Main nay khuda say pocha,Is ko kis naiki ki jaza mili hai.
Khuda nay farmaya:is ko jaza nahin,HOROON ko SAZA mili hay
Kiya ap kay sir per seengh hain?no r u sure?plz check again.no?
ok no problem waqie Gadhay kay sur per seengh nahi hotay
What is similarity between Mahatma Gandhi and MalikaSherawat………??????????
Dono ne apne kapre tyag diye ek ne desh ke liye aur ek ne deshwasiyon ke liye.
why the groom is made to sit on the horse on marriage ceremoney?
He is given his last chance to run away.
Zindagi me sHaDi karna bahut zaroori hai..
Kyon ki..?
Zindagi mein Khushiyaan hee sab kuch nahi hoti..
?
?
Teri zulfo mein kho jaana chahata hoon…?
Par tu tel hi itna lagati hai ki har bar fisal jata hoon..
He said… Do u love me just coz my father left me a fortune?
She said… No stupid, I’d love u no matter who left you the money!
How Pakistani professors speak english,
1. Don’t dare talk in front of my back!
2.Both of u three get out of the class!
3.Why r u so late.. say yes or no?
4.Take 5 cm wire of any length!
5.I have 2 daughters, both of them are girls.
Baatein karke bhola na dena,
Fasana karke mita na dena,
Agar de saka dosti to gham nahi,
Par dost banke bhola na dena.
Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai.
What's the diff between Dava & Daru?
Dava is like girlfriend, that comes with expiry date and
Daru is like wife, Jitni purani hogi utna sir chad ke bolegi.
newly married girl got first class in her B.Ed exams.
Her husband sent telegram to her parents,Ruby First Class in Bed!
Do u know whats A B C D E F G?
A Boy Can Do Everything For Girl
Now reverse da order, can u guess the full form of: G F E D C B A ?
Girls Forgets Everything Done & Catches(new) Boy Again.
jindgai not like “chup chup ke”
love is not like “Aksar”
But kiss is Like Murder”
Because Like Airtel ” Aisi Azadi Aur Kahan”
Teacher says to student,
In AlgebraA=B
&
B=C.It means A=C.
Now give relevent example.
Student: Sir, I love you & You love your daughter,
It means that I love your daughter
Girls are like phones. we like to be held and talked too,
but if u press the wrong button u’ll be disconnected!
MAMU :Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
GIRL :Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?
Marriage:
It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her master
Who said english is easy???Fill in the blank with YES or No…
1.—–I dont have brain…
2.—–I dont have sence…
3.—–I am stupid….
ho was d 1st indian cricktr 2 Bcum captain in his 1st mtch,score century in d same mtch &hit a 6 of d last ball 2 defeat england? AAMIR KHAN in LAGAAN
If dentists make films,?the names will be -
*Daant ho na ho
*Jaanam brush karo
*Aa ab clean karen
*Kabhi teeth kabhi gum
*Humara daant aapke paas hai
Full form of maths
M=mentally
A=admited
T=teacher
H=harassing
S=students
I Can SEE ‘TEA’ in A TEA-CUPCan you SEE the WORLD in WORLD-CUP?
I can SING on Any STAGECan you SING in COMA-STAGE?
I can FIX my PASSPORT Size PHOTO in My PASSPORT
Can you FIX Your STAMP Size PHOTO in a STAMP?
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?No?Sure?Well…..
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Most people have 5 senses.
Some people have 6 senses.
But u r blessed with 7 senses.
An extra sense is NON SENSE.
Angry boss: Tumne kabhi Ullu dekha hai?
Executive (sar jhukate hue): Nahin sir.
Boss: Niche kya dekh rahe ho ? Meri taraf dekho.
A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
Sardar: B.Com final year”
Future plans of childrens:
Teacher asks children, what do u wish 2 do in future?
Adnan: I want 2 b a pilot.
Wakeel: I want 2 b a doctor.
Bina: I want 2 b a good mother.
Shariq : I want 2 help Bina.
4 roses, just for you!1st for Friendship.2nd for Wealth.3rd for Happiness.
and the last one..
Kaan ke upar laga lena, mast lagega.
Degrees of girls!
B.A.-Beautiful Angel
B.E.-Beautiful Eyes
B.Sc.-Beautiful Structure
B.Com-Beautiful Communication
M.B.A.-Married But Awesome!
What is the difference betweena woman and a magnet?
Magnets have a positive side!
What is the difference between wife & saali?
Saali is Beauty,Wife is duy,
Saali is passion,Wife is tension,
Saali is patakha,Wife is sayapa
U r BANDARIt means:
B=Beautiful
lA=Attractive
N=Naughty
D=Decent
A=Adorable
R=Romantic
R U smiling?Ziadah khush na ho yaar ho to tum band hi na:p
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